Jodey Hinze

Dean, College of Arts and Humanities (HCU). Appellate lawyer (on the side). Armchair philosopher (in the armchair). I like your dog. #AppellateTwitter

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@MachetieDawg Have you ever seen a bull up close? Vegans.

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@CecereCarl Endeavor.

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@hinze_patti @redsteeze The “we” is carrying a lot of water here.

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*figured

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Kipling raises his eye-brows to the dogs who haven’t figure out how to sleep on the big bed. “This is how it’s done.”

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@MatthewStiegler We should be Actual. Friends.

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@MaybellRomero The first rule of fight club…

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@RMFifthCircuit They never ask us first. Never.

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@SecCardona No.

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@MaybellRomero @lexlanham Horrible. Very sorry.

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@DougtheLawyer Yes.

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One cheat sheet* front and back. Autocorrect: “cheat shirt”.

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@msmith750 @StMarys_Law Welcome to Texas!

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@AgathaChocolats Babies can choke on popcorn. Fixed.

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50 years ago today, one of the most iconic Sesame Street segments first aired on PBS.

Kermit and Joey recite the alphabet 🍪

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Students cleaning up before they leave for break.

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@KSVesq Also, if there is a hurricane coming to Houston, this Dallas dude fills up every 30 minutes. You know. Just in case.

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@KSVesq There is purpose and meaning in this life. And purpose and meaning with the light. The empty warning is evidence that smart people were using their brains to love people like me. I have not had to push my car into a gas station in almost 30 years. Thanks smart people.

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@hinze_patti I see what you did there. I’m gonna take several seats.

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@hinze_patti How is “overwhelm” used as a noun? Get ready, I am about to gift an overwhelm here in this space.