juls

oliver’s mom first. mr. worldwide stan second. (she/her)

[claire rowden @clx1re]

Jenny Han said to all the 26 year olds who have been experiencing psychosis the last few months because of my teen show YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE

[kale @softkale]

i’ll say it…i like picking up people from the airport….hearing the stories about their travel…making sure they made it home safely….

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

you are currently locked in a kohl’s dressing room with 5 ill-fitting bikinis. as time goes on, the fluorescent lights will grow brighter, the AC will stop working, & the sound of katy perry’s “roar” will get louder. to escape, try on all 5 swimsuits without crying. good luck.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

Really glad that an army of queer kids born in the Bush years spent a year spamming web feeds about how Harris was just as bad as Trump, y'all did such powerful activism there

[juls @jdav98]

@badgalmargariri almost the entire team is really trump-y

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

[dakota ★ @rmjmayflower]

no i hate that i giggled

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Live from New York, it's Saturday night.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“On day one if elected, Donald Trump would walk into that office with an enemies list. When elected, I will walk in with a to-do list”

— Kamala Harris during her closing argument speech.

[juls @jdav98]

trumps debate prep was going on twitter and bookmarking every other tweet he saw and calling them facts

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

god i love tiramisuOW!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEOWCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BUMCELONA GP 🇧🇪 @spacitroncactus]

saying "Team Pitbull is looking into this matter" every time i have a problem from now on

[juls @jdav98]

the replies on this are nauseating lol

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

graduated in 2012 w a degree in Women's Studies

cried in 2016 when Trump got elected

lost touch w the dems somewhere around MeToo

discovered entrepreneurship

updated my voter registration in 2018 but didn't tell anyone

told myself i was a 'single-issue-voting Centrist'

the last 6-12 months i've believed i was going to abstain from voting in the upcoming election because the options are equally terrible

but watching Trump survive an assassination attempt and act like a total fucking savage just shifted me into some strange, patriotic gear that my fancy-feminism-white-men-bad infected brain never showed me

like, the dude took a bullet and stood up with blood dripping down his face, and rallied a fucking crowd while fist pumping, yelling "FIGHT!"

sorry, but i'm voting for that.

and saying it out loud feels so freeing

(2012 stepfanie would be so pissed but that's okay because 2012 stepfanie didn't know shit)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Armenia has officially recognized Palestine as an independent state.

[juls @jdav98]

@adamsanna11 a fifth grader taught me how to forehand toss i think im moving up in the world

[juls @jdav98]

working at a school has made me rly enjoy things like frisbee and four square again…. why don’t more adults do these things. like who wants to play frisbee this weekend

[juls @jdav98]

BIBLICALLY

[໊ @rmjroan]

fuck my stupid lesbian life https://t.co/uuTGcL9HVc