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@_kyleboy HJO and I frequent the same elite bowling alleys of Highland Park.

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Mistook Haley Joel Ostmont for Beans (Even Stevens) tonight :( Be careful out there folks.

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@TVCAtwater In all seriousness this created a chain of events (eating at Dune, being late for a job) that nearly ruined my day. Love you guys

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Some of the worst decisions of my life have been made at the Whole Foods hot bar.

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Shazam for dog breeds

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This airline told me to take my headphones out while taking off but let me land with my seat reclined and tray table down.

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I've seen the worst boomerangs. Some things don't need to be a gif.

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If I still use uber but demand to be surged priced does that make it ok?

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@Mikeedelmusic @tjohnson92 PLz contact me ASAP

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I hope your Christmas was as good as it was for this kid. https://t.co/g3RNyDFnnh

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@Mikeedelmusic @tjohnson92 please tell Mikey Del that I'm interested.

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@so_loredana @iamlp thanks!

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@brandonjshaw sorry, I'm the Franz Ferdinand of Twitter replies.

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I wanna do to pedal steel what George Washington Carver did to peanuts.

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JD is under 'best friends' on my snapchat, but he is also really good at tweaking his amp (pictured) now you know.

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If a devasting earthquake happened, as soon as it finished I'd ask the barber to finish my hair with scissors real quick.

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Whenever I go to the barber I fear that a massive catastrophe will happen & I'll have to fight to survive w/ a goofy, half complete haircut.

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I'd probably be pretty vain if Carly Simon wrote a song about me.

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Just found out my mom is on Twitter. Don't look for her, just know that from here on, all my tweets with her in mind.