Ken Spliffey Jr

i have no enemies

[Ken Spliffey Jr @jdavis45_]

Who's mans is this?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Bam Adebayo and Tyler Herro got into a physical altercation in Las Vegas on Friday in which Adebayo struck Herro, sources tell ESPN.

[Peoples Republic of Zedistan @Zedlovafly]

America is turning into what they’ve criticized china for

[unit 3113 💽🔞 @unitNo3113]

i love how we all hate flock cameras because of the obvious reasons (lack of privacy, being used to stalk, soooo many false accusations and arrests) but also the guardrail guy is showing how they will also just kill you bc of how negligently they are installed.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Probably the most disturbing thing you regularly encounter in America is how many people have been socialized to worship the profit motive as some sort of God that holds higher value than things like children being able to play sports

[Watchdog @ComradeWatchdog]

No.

Fucking.

No.

This is unnacceptable. We do not have to cave to these fucking greedy psychos who wanna use up all of our electricity and water just to spy on us and replace us and feed us fucking slop.

Fuck these people. Fuck data centers. Fuck AI. FUCK THIS WHOLE SYSTEM!

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

Bill Simmons describes hearing about the Jaylen Brown trade from his wife picking him up from a colonoscopy:

“I think I’m dead. The anesthesia killed me. Are there more first round picks?

When this trade happened I had a camera in my ass, and I had Paul George rammed up my ass”

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

Deuce: “Yeah I saw. Jaylen got traded. I'm 8. I know how to use the Internet by now."

Jayson: “Yeah buddy. I’m sorry. Looks like we're getting Paul George.”

Deuce: *runs off in tears* “NOOO NOT FOR PAUW JOJE”

[Ken Spliffey Jr @jdavis45_]

fuck

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

After eight seasons with the Lakers, including leading the franchise to the 2020 NBA championship, James departs and enters free agency set to join a new team.

Lakers president Rob Pelinka and Rich Paul spoke a short time ago about the four-time champion's plans, sources said. James chose to inform the Lakers well before start of free agency tonight out of courtesy and appreciation for their run together, and to allow LA to conduct its offseason business.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading Miles Bridges, a 2029 first-round pick and a 2027 second-round pick to the Phoenix Suns for Grayson Allen, Royce O'Neale and a 2033 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN.

[ryan @itsashotgunbaby]

Mamdani's term was going a little too well so they had to introduce low level RPG enemies to NYC

[💽 @gum_mp3]

The Charlotte Hornets exist solely to stain the reputation of the glorious state of North Carolina which would otherwise be the most elite basketball state on the planet

[Ken Spliffey Jr @jdavis45_]

the part that really fucks me up is i love Naz Reid!!!! i hope he’s amazing for us, i just would never trade Lamelo for him😭😭😭😭 I pray Naz turns the fuck up

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

Lamelo: “LaOne. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

LaOne: “what is it dad is it a woad twip”

Lamelo: “No buddy. I’m sorry. I got traded. Uncle Kon.. Uncle Coby we won't see them anymore.”

LaOne: *runs off in tears* “NOOO PAPA GOT TWADED”

[TotallyNotAlex @TotallyNoAlex]

The Charlotte Hornets got themselves another player of Germany heritage!

For those that doesn’t know, Miles Bridges has a great, great, great grandfather that actually RULED OVER Germany from 1933 to 1945!

[Ken Spliffey Jr @jdavis45_]

Lamelo for Naz yeahhhh sounds about right

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

The Hornets have been fighting to climb back up the NBA totem pole for like a decade, they have a historic run over the second half of the season, barely miss the playoffs behind a hyper promising offensive young core, and then trade the engine of that offense ASAP

Idk man

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

The Hornets keeping LaMelo for all these years than trading him when they finally seen the light at the end of the tunnel is exactly why bad teams stay bad

[Ken Spliffey Jr @jdavis45_]

@ShamsCharania -Drafts a big man with first draft pick
-immediately trade starting PG for another big man
fuck the Hornets bro i can not stand this dumbass franchise

[Ken Spliffey Jr @jdavis45_]

fucking kill me dude

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.