Jessica DArco

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@clarkyy Because it's almost the weekend!!

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

Seeing my first teenage crush Luke Perry on the cover of AARP has ruined my whole day. #officallyold

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

So I may be too old for bachelorette parties...but I'm going to make the best of it.

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@Maggie_Greger Happy birthday daughter!

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

When your basic doesn't cover shit health insurance is more than your house payment...what the fuck

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@dwmckain6 @kris_vance did we have a theme song while we were slaying zombies?

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@wally_wheeler even better I'm working the kitchen shift so I'll be able to watch the game with you and @dwmckain6

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@Maggie_Greger @ernielong11 it's called personal space for a reason

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@kris_vance @TaraDeonna

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

Why? Why must I have to listen to crazy bitch so many times in one night? So many other songs on the jukebox to chose from!

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

Monday's are supposed to be my normal day

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@bc_brock @pipes29 @ernielong11 So I'm sitting at the bar at Rails and the chick from Thursday night is four seats away from me.

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@Ropeatope21 tell me about it! I can't make shit like this up!

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

F*ck somebody save me. I'm in the bar alone with "kissing cousins". This gets a whole chapter of my book.

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@dwmckain6 @Maggie_Greger

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@dwmckain6 @Maggie_Greger You are a trendsetter Dave!

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@mellohallow Happy Birthday! Don't have too many tequila shots tonight.

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@kris_vance @TaraDeonna Everytime I get in bubs truck!

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

You might be drunk when it's 2am and you're on the back patio rapping Lodi Dodi at the top of your lungs because your uncle challenged you!

[Jessica DArco @jddarco]

@dwmckain6 Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a good one ole buddy!!