Yon Daves

that guy

[Yon Daves @jddrudd]

“ Do you follow Jesus this close?” Yes, now drive faster

[Yon Daves @jddrudd]

@panoptisean It could be the freezer drain like others have said, but seeing the placement of the brita filter, there’s a good chance when you close the door it’s pressing against the nozzle on the filter and dispensing water slowly into the drawer. Sounds stupid but I’ve seen it happen

[strallweat @strallweat]

If someone offered me an olive pizza for helping them move, I would take all their furniture and return it to their old place

[Brother Lunk @Antweegonus]

I’m not sure exactly where it comes from but there really is a uniquely violent and sadistic streak in trans activism. It’s a distinct, palpable malevolence that you don’t see even in other LGB activists. At the slightest provocation (or none at all) TRAs will openly wish grisly death and torture upon anyone who disapproves of their lifestyle and feel giddy at the thought of it. Their memes are mostly just overt threats of homicide or graphic depictions of what they fantasize happening to their enemies, and their viral posts are always stuff like this. If you disagree with them they want you dead, and they mean it. It’s not surprising all things considered but these people are seriously unwell.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

I could swear the Bible had something about this

[🎟️#GoataFC @PlutoCooked]

mahomes 3 peat or hurts in elite qb talks

[Brandon Davis @BrandonDavisBD]

The flag was just in case Kincaid caught it

[🎟️#GoataFC @PlutoCooked]

mahomes injured ankle gimmick in the playoffs every season

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

BREAKING: Trump to bang Doug Emhoff today

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

I went to Georgia and found the BEST FIDDLE PLAYER. Then I offered him a fiddle made of SOLID GOLD. There's just ONE CATCH...

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

not the sanctity of our neon-lined megachurch auditorium

[Yon Daves @jddrudd]

Blindside block might be the worst penalty that exists in football.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

“As our special gift to you, we’ll let you out a little early at 4:45pm this Friday so you can spend more time with your family this holiday season”

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

I hate when cops are parked like this for a little cop date. Get a room.

[Yon Daves @jddrudd]

Everytime I go to the gas station I’m in search of the perfect snack that doesn’t exist. It’s just a vague concept of what I want and I’m disappointed every time