JD Dunlap

Satire. Started from Myspace now I'm here ⇨ @JDDunlapTX

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It is a legitimate question.

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I screen shot this knowing she'd either delete me or my comment.

My comment is no longer with us.

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I hate seeing people who get so involved with the music scene. Then just one day decide it's not cool enough anymore & stop supporting it.

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What happens if I can't check my MySpace when we get there?

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Showering in a moving tour bus without falling can be added as one of my talents.

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Facebook deactivated my account because someone reported I was a fake. Now I have to figure out who I really am.

K.

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My cat placed a half eaten frog at my feet today. I know I'm supposed to thank her for the gift... but... gross.

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Feminist forgetting they're supposed to be pushing for equality. Not being complete cunts to all males and calling it empowerment.

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I'm no expert.. but I think it might be contradictory to tweet photos of drinking & partying if your bio is a Bible scripture.

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I cant wait til this "That band saved my life" trend is over. Just because you're obsessed with band dudes doesn't mean they saved you.

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Hermione stole all of our shit.

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You charge by the hour? What if it only takes me 3 minutes?

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I'm a firm believer that it should be requirement to take an IQ and Common Sense test before you reproduce.

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How do I break it to my friends and family that I'm scene?

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If people who are single as fuck could stop posting impossible relationship quotes. That'd be great.

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I have Pomegranate Cranberry green tea that turns purple. Am I drinking a lie?

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I've never had Nutella.

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Oh cool, it's Spring. That means a fresh layer of pollen to wash off my car. Every. Fucking. Day.

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You had me at pc4pc <3

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I wish more people exercised common courtesy and respect. Even if you don't like the person. It says a lot about you.