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[poet @wavstxr]

my dad asked me what the meaning of my tattoo was . nigga it means the hoes gon love dis

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just had to administer narcan to a minion

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

first in my bloodline to listen to this much iceman

[misa! @misak1nz]

you will never feel ready because ready isn’t a feeling it’s a decision

[alma @S4WSOM3]

I’m dying at this person I follow’s story🤣

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[hil @plume__]

there should be a sort of criterion closet for snacks. wake me up when there’s that closet

[trash jones @jzux]

is rock bottom at least walkable

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this meal prep shit easy

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I have a better idea for the Reflecting Pool

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

when you go to court and the judge says ORDER!!! so you say one burger please 😁🍔

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

unfortunately this is the Venn diagram of my interests

[cassia the weathergirl ⛈️ @mousepuppyy]

when you right click copy and paste something does it ever feel like your mouse is pregnant with information. or is that just me

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

then explain to me how i’m married to the game

[Jessica Nirvana Ram @jessnirvanapoet]

taught poetry in a fifth grade class today and one of the kids wrote this on their eval and my heart is full

[trash jones @jzux]

i love being in my room. i’m the mayor in there

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song.

America is not a real place.

[blackstar @blackstarops]

north korean cigarettes from a DPRK state-owned restaurant