JDeangeloDC

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@CDO55 @ScotsFyre @BiasedGirl Basically nobody says "stay at home at all costs". People too stupid to understand a more cautious approach takes *guidelines* and a slower reopening as meaning "stay at home at all costs", because, well, they're stupid.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@JudgeJeanine @RepDanCrenshaw This needs archived so future generations will know what a conversation between two of the dumbest people of 2020 sounds likes.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@Cernovich File this under “Shit you say when most of your audience is incels”

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@idiosyncratkluv @AtwaterReal @PolitiBunny @FederalScienti1 @marie_chellie @NotAnIdiot10 @AJ_FranklinGirl Nothing better than Twitter opining on what horrific intentions anyone who has one disagreement with you has.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@PolitiBunny I'm sure my grandfather wanted normalcy when he got shot in WW2. He was also proud of his country, his sacrifice, and that he was able to serve.

Suck it up, buttercup. This isn't so bad. Generations have had to suffer far worse than kids missing their sensei for a month or two.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@Hagstrom_Anders All through MAGAville, all anyone heard was the sound of B, C, and Db being pound on a piano, in an endless loop.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@Cernovich So alpha. What a badass. Putting those redditors in their place and whatnot.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@officialmcafee It's like Meet the Parents, except instead of Robert De Niro, the father is a drunk, mentally-ill cocaine and bath salts addict who married a prostitute and probably killed his neighbor.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@glennbeck Glenn is one straw away from busting out the chalkboard and crying.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@mitchellvii Numbers aren't really your thing, are they?

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@Craken_MacCraic @PaigeCaporicci @GovernorVA Trump said HCQ was looking good, therefore the entire right-wing establishment promoted it for a month, despite no good evidence that it had efficacy.

The best study we have (to date) shows it having no benefit and potential harm, yet they still can't admit they jumped the gun.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@mitchellvii Flunking math to own the libs.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@mitchellvii @bigleaguepol These protests are averaging 25.52 people, which means incomplete humans that are counted as less than 1 person are attending.

Or there are giants that count as greater than 1 person attending.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@gtconway3d Bill trying to crack basic arithmetic:

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

Averages require you to do three things:

1) Add
2) Count
3) Divide

That's just a bit too much for Bill to wrap his head around.

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Interesting that ActBlue raised an average donation of $30.38.

This would imply people are donating in uneven numbers, including pennies, which would be odd. OR it would indicate untraceable foreign donations and an exchange rate translation, which would be illegal.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@JudgeJeanine

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@Patriot_Musket Go for a walk.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@awstar11 Of course nobody can consistently predict markets.

Buuuuuuut... had Trump waited and got lots of cheap oil, the collective fapping to his clairvoyance would be heard loud and clear around the MAGA world.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@awstar11 The Senators knew enough to start dumping their stock in January so knowing more in mid/late March doesn't seem too unreasonable.

[JDeangeloDC @jdeangelodc]

@thomashourigan1 @PolitiBunny They should learn to code.