James

Sceptically trying out the twittersphere...

[James @jdecompton]

Was that another small earthquake in Melbourne just now, or has someone done something really structurally worrying to our building at 1.30am?

[James @jdecompton]

@sam_cook Me too! You win.

[Becks @TheMindOggles]

I needed some therapy today. So here's 'Michael Sheen as Inanimate Objects: a Thread' for your viewing delight...

[James @jdecompton]

@Tesco Halloween came early a couple of weeks ago. It smelled as bad as it looks. Bagged and binned as too revolting to take back to store. Still have second unopened can I bought at same time. 🤢

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Greek tragedies and then asked it to write a Greek tragedy of its own. Here is the first page.

[James @jdecompton]

@bbceurovision watching I'm London with Elise, my Australian girlfriend Hugely proud of Australia's performance tonight. Hopefully they can get a better result in this vote than they did in their other one today!

[James @jdecompton]

@compton_emma I remember that lake, although a little more green back then. But looking forward to a future trip around it with younger limbs at the helm!

[Jim Grace @mac_puck]

Brace for mega thread on "ALL THEM RULES INNIT"

There is a type of of brexiter who is motivated not by xenophobia, or Empire nostalgia, or buccaneering trade fantasies, but instead by "all them EU rules". Sadly they can never name a single one. So I have done some research...

[James @jdecompton]

Germany have an ALDI Ed Sheeran. You want to mock it, but it's actually a surprisingly good quality #Eurovision

[James @jdecompton]

Epilogue most touching one I've seen. They were all so lovely! And Steven & Sophie BBFF's! #GBBOFinal

[James @jdecompton]

Congratulations Sophie! Dancer, Officer, Stunt, Baker. And truly lovely #GBBOFinal

[James @jdecompton]

Lost track of Bake Off for few years, but this year it's been superb. Genuinely tense, want all 3 (4 incl Liam) to win! #GBBOFinal

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

Akward flirting with the hosts #spokespersonbingo #eurovision

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

Hey Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica. We Europe are drunk and we are taking Australia with us. #Eurovision.

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

Romania - Ilinca ft. Alex Florea. And when you think of Romania, you think of Yodeling. #Eurovision.

[Emilie @GilmoreGirled]

*yodelling intensifies* #Eurovision

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Yep, that is what just a rap/yodel hybrid needed. A cannon.

#romania #eurovision

[Jen Currigan @jencurrigan]

The sound of music meets #Eurovision #rou

[James @jdecompton]

Superb UK entry for #Eurovision Our best in years. @luciejones1 you've done us proud

[James @jdecompton]

@EONhelp Engineer meant to arrive today between 1200 and 1600 but nobody has turned up, and had no update. Who can I speak to for an update?