Johnny Biceps

I’m fucking jacked🏋🏾‍♀️ Devout Catholic ✝️ Corinthians 14:5

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

fuck snitch nine 🐀 ❗️Imma rlly knock his block off if I see him! Idc that I’m from a suburb either I gotta enforce the street code for the culture🙏🏾🤲🏾 #snitchesgetstitches

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

would y’all rather eat a bug or eat a booger😭😭😭😭😭😭 DM me your answers this the best would u rather I’ve ever come up w😭💀💀 FEMALES ONLY❗️❗️

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

just lost a push up contest but I’m gonna pat myself on the back for the effort. #sigmamalemindset #heprobablycheated

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

i think I’m being profiled at the gym😞 they keep telling me to get off the bench press cuz I’m too jacked and I don’t need it😭 That’s prolly why the security guard denying me cuz she’s biased against ppl w too much muscle mass. #toobuffforthegym

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

if I nut on the bench press it’s NOT my responsibility to clean that up🙄😤 i guess LA Fitness needs to hire some janitors fr #notmyjob

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

is it just me or is it hella hard not to look at the bulges on the male mannequins at Target💀💀 fellas DM me cuz I know it’s not just me😭 no homo tho fr miss me w that sus shit #lafitness #blm #stopasianhate

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

security guard just told me that “she has a boyfriend”💀🙄. y everyone liars and snitches these days😬😬 #hardtoget

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

went up to security guard today and hit her w this “you’re far too beautiful to be in this gym, how many bodies u got?” She elbow dropped me but I think I’m finally starting to get in there🙏🏾 #pickupartist #loveguru

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

the security guard pepper sprayed me and put me in an armbar. Didn’t tap tho🤪She rlly tryna play hard to get🙄 #shestillwantstheD #ithinkmyarmisbroken

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

At the gym and the female security guard keeps lookin at me 👀. I think I’m finna ask for her number. #shewantstheD

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

idk y y’all tryna cancel me over my top 3. and stop dming me ab 2 pack or whatever tf his name is #irrelevant #cancelculture

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

idk why y’all sleeping on my top 3 😴
1. Iggy Azalea
2. NF & Hopsin tie
3. Kid Ink

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

just landed ✈️🤑 boutta pop tf offff. L.A. finna be dumb lit.

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

@JoeBiden when u finna make it legal to go to the gym after 11😭😭 #twentyfourseven

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

@mikemajlak @LoganPaul just put 10 grand into Dink Donk coin. Meet u at the top guys🚀🚀🚀
(not financial advice) #boobcoin

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

I probably dedicate 80% of my time to the gym, 5% of my time with my girl and 15% of my time on the gym #trailblazer #gymmotivation #gymboy

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

just met lil baby at rolling loud and he’s kinda weird low key. dude asked for my autograph n I told him to fuck off no 🧢 😂 #nocap #ratio #whohurtyou

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

no homo Jimin prolly got a bigger dick than Taehyung but Taehyung stroke game prolly waaayyy better lol @BTS_twt @BTS_jp_official

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

to those telling me that G-fuel isn’t good for workouts: STFU😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #youdontknowshit

[Johnny Biceps @jdekkfs]

whenever u meet a girl always make sure to ask how many bodies they have🥶 gets em everytime😜 #freegame