Julio

[ًْ @odegaardismx__]

Harry Kane é tipo

886 penales
884 anotados
2 fallados

Fallo 1: jogo que valeria a paz mundial

Fallo 2: jogo que valeria a descoberta da cura do câncer

[Gualter @brezhneviano]

Me cuesta mucho la existencia de las Filipinas. Son chinos con nombre en español que hablan en inglés y viven en una dimensión paralela de América Latina en el medio de Asia.

[heats ⁉ @POCHOWEK]

Dostoevsky failed to consider destroying and betraying yourself for the bit. The bit is everything

[Julio @Jdelajaraz]

La final que debió ser. La que nos robo el sospechoso de siempre, por tener que jugarla a fuerza.

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Ｈ ｅ ｒ ｏ @ReLLoO]

I hope there’s merch at my funeral

[El Rey @MrReyKing]

No hay pedo mi bro, pásale, no quiero que me choque un puto naco con una calcomanía de “TODASMIENTEN 💋” en la cajuela.

[Banksy @N5FB_]

A suitable punishment, in my opinion, would be 25 to life for Enzo Fernandez

[Luka Bhau @kunalbhau_]

Please God , Barca next

[Jash Dholani @oldbooksguy]

there is a specific 1665 book that is full of bangers like this

[Michael Haynes 🇻🇦 @MLJHaynes]

NEW: Pope Leo to UNESCO in Paris hits back against euthanasia --

“The human being is certainly one who is born, but also one who dies.
Our dignity is not destroyed by illness or suffering, nor is it dependent upon our abilities.
Rather, it calls for loving care at every stage of life”

[SteveMc87 @steve_mc87]

My wife is big into Harry Potter and did this thing where my baby chooses his team by picking a shirt. I decided to let him do the same with his football team 🙂

[madison @madison_tayt]

holding a crying newborn and saying “you chose to use your time to spill tears and center your feelings. this is incredibly racist and deflecting behavior”

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

FRANCE 🇫🇷

'A President who claims to be uninterested in the church and Catholics would be failing in his duty'

Pope Leo XIV to Emmanuel Macron in Paris

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

Sticky fingers staining the pages while you can’t even understand the book cause you have music blasting. You disgust me

[Hija de Üli @Stilike4]

Para los "madridistas" que critican el vídeo:

"Cuando esté en el lecho de muerte, pido a Dios que me deje un último momento de lucidez para dirigirme a la Prensa y decirles; sois todos unos hijos de..."

D. Santiago Bernabéu de Yeste.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Family sues Texas daycare over allegedly operating a “child fight club.”

[Trad West @trad_west_]

The Crusades