Jonathan DeSouza

Mastering dumb tweets since 2010

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

With the US losing, can we finally stop giving John Strong air time? The most annoying announcer ever

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

Someone please save Julius. He doesn’t deserve this

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Minnesota is sending Julius Randle and the No. 28 pick in the NBA Draft to the Brooklyn Nets in a three-team trade that sends Nic Claxton to the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN. The Timberwolves will acquire Brooklyn’s No. 33 pick for Randle and No. 28.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

Timeout, what does this tweet even mean?

[Dr. Jalen Anthony Rose @JalenRose]

Dear Knicks fans(and those on the bandwagon), you get ONE Championship if you win not TEN). Note, A Champion happens every season in the NBA. Thank you, the rest of us.

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

He’s analytically innocent

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning and charged with the unlawful carrying of weapons, per @TMZ

(h/t @BASKETBALLonX )

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

The only one of the four that doesn’t belong at this desk 😂

[gus @lilgustaffson]

Alexi Lalas being there is such a joke lmao

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

I do not regret this tweet, but HOLY SHIT

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

James Dolan strikes again

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

James Dolan strikes again

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

Thibs right now

[SNY Knicks @sny_knicks]

Game 3 on Thursday.

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

People complained for years when broadcasts added it, now people are complaining the other way 😂

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

What? This is terrible.

According to Jeff Agrest of Chicago Sun-Times, MLB broadcasts will no longer show balls/strikes in on-screen strike zone box, as league is exercising caution to ensure teams cannot exploit the broadcast to their advantage when challenging pitches.

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

It’s official, Sam Darnold reached the Super Bowl before the Jets made the playoffs

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

A Message from Chris Drury to Our Fans

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

Is it still called the Steve Cohen tax or can we name it after the Dodgers already?

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

Only Mets fans would be upset about moving on from players and a team that never came close to winning anything

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

:(

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

Gilbert Arenas gladly handing over names

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

Thibs is running these guys into the ground! 😂

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Development: New York Knicks star Karl-Anthony Towns has been downgraded to doubtful to play in tonight's season opener against the Cleveland Cavaliers, sources tell ESPN.

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

Hollywood is so cooked out of ideas that we have a movie about the making of a movie

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Anthony Ippolito as Sylvester Stallone in ‘I PLAY ROCKY’

The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made.

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

Clean hits are still illegal in this era of hockey

[Walt Ruff @WaltRuff]

Oasiz Wiesblatt catches Tyson Jost with a hit in front of the #Canes bench, and Kevin Labanc comes flying in to stand up for his teammate. 🥊

Not a ton of connections, but a looooong scrap between the two.

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

@__robertf About time. Canelo is an all time great, but that was so obvious who won

[Jonathan DeSouza @jdesouza7]

If they don’t give this fight to Crawford, boxing is officially dead. What a performance