Jackie De Stefano

I have thoughts….

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Well it’s spring in #montreal. How can I tell? Well I saw three slack-liners and four spike ball sessions in a 200meter radius at #jarrypark

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#Montreal

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nothing like major construction right outside your window at 5:30am. Merci @erickalneus @Val_Plante

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Can someone explain tomato soup to me? As an Italian it feels like I’m eating a bowl of sauce with out the main vessel, spaghetti. Anyone?

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Me to my college aged business students: what was the electronic item that revolutionized the way businesses marketed in the 1950s?
A student: was it that thing called the Walkman?
Me: damn I feel old
#genz

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Me doing shadow boxing and cardio boxing for years: I’d be so amazing in the ring

Me sparring for the first time: wait you are allowed to hit my face?!
#boxing #fitnessmotivation

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Anyone else feels like toast has a really short window of edible-ness? Like it goes from “delicious! Warm! Gimme that butter!” To “what is this stale mess?!” within a 5minute window?

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Does anyone else feel like they just need one giant sh*t and they will be the skinniest betch ever?

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Pro tip: infusing your water with lime and mint gives mojito vibes and is socially acceptable at 10:30am #smallwin

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Trainer at school gym: wow ur back is so impressive!
Me: it’s from carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders #gymgirl #FitnessMotivation

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My favorite part of being a college professor? Getting mistaken as a student. Always and forever

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New strategy: start swiping men on hinge who can provide you the services your lacking in your life…it’s tax season ladies, go find yourself a CPA! #dating #DatingAdvice #datingapp

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Guys I think I’m suffering with low self-esteem… I just noticed that the 🍑 emoji isn’t one of my most used emoji anymore. WHAT AM I USING TO DESCRIBE MYSELF THEN?!

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I showed a meme in class today. My students didn’t laugh so I asked if they got it.
One of my students looked at me and said “oh we get it… it’s just… not funny”
I GUESS WE KNOW WHO IS FAILING MY CLASS THIS SEMESTER

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Espresso martinis are the new vodka redbull bc millennials still want to get funky at da club but can’t stay awake past 9pm 🤷🏽‍♀️

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I recently found out why in French, Putin’s name is spelled “Poutine”…it’s because of how closely his name resembles the French word “putain”… do what you will with this information

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@pamelamacn @apalanca Love to hear we are in demand! Hahaha

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Pulled a muscle sleeping last night. Would it be inappropriate for me to ask a student to give me a neck rub while I lecture?

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@chloeelsayegh @apalanca @yaraelsoueidi I am legit having a hard time watching this season. Every single one of them needs therapy

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#LoveIsBlind contestant: I can’t believe I met my love and best friend

Actual best friend since childhood: wow, ok nice to see how easy it is to forget about me in the pods