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I get paid to build cool stuff.

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@Slypador @freightoid Sex with pregnant woman

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@sflorimm @BrunoLabs You are smoking straight crack

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Egopooping before pull day so you can hit higher pullup numbers

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Yeah thanks Apple I wanted my photo to turn into HDR garbage

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@oiharshit Specifically having an accent on the left side that doesn’t look like it’s taking a bite from the container

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@oiharshit Real talk how do you do this with CSS

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@Lyracutevibes It’s kinda like jacking it

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If only more people had access to X then it’d be easier for them to defend themselves against people using X

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Same typa people advocating for opening up access to Fable then turn around and talk about increasing gun control

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@yhate_11

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@moristiko We’re all thinking it

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@ephraimduncan @mil000 I inspect element and grab the real link

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Wtf happened to my algorithm bro

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@faget9261530128 Had to use a different set of stairs because some dude wouldn’t shut up about sledgehammers

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@BobbyClittJr Blackstone has a lot of money I think if you own it you aren’t making ur own breakfast

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Got asked “what else is hard” on a date and said “life”

[ali @waterloo_intern]

we distilled 2.3M Claude Fable 5 reasoning traces into Qwen3-4B

- 100% self-consistency @ 512 samples
- 0.00 bits output entropy
- zero hallucination variance

turns out the student is not bounded by the teacher.
it also converged on one universal truth.

we open-sourced the model weights👇

[djcows @djcows]

finally fable is back

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Who else be doing this

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@vanilagy If I ever receive a PR review telling me this I’m going to commit a crime