Jacob Martin

UCO

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Pull up to carvana like it’s black prom

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

A grown ass man is upgrading his bitmoji on Snapchat right now. Think about that.

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Is it over for the Lakers? Comment your thoughts down below 👇👇👇

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Golf, Grilling and Henry Hudson’s. #DDSUMMER is gonna be awesome!

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Trevor Lawrence was 4/4 TD/INT call that Wendy’s 4 for 4 #DUUUVAL #TrevorLawrence

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Had to cast a hex on homies fantasy team this week so we could secure the W

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Hold on guys I can’t tell you my opinion about the new DONDA album until Anthony Fantano drops a review of it!!

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Ok ok it was me, I was the one who talked about you on the after school app please don’t be mad

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Bitches really be like “I wanna go on an adventure!” Then go to the Wichita mountains....

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Ok just because I enjoy DND (Drinking N, Driving) does not make me some loser who sits in his room playing video games. The stigma against DND players needs to stop!

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

For the 2 girls that own the @Hefnermysteryletters Instagram, we got beef.

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Just got grounded can someone please keep up with my snap streaks 🙏🙏

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

My man is 58 and lookin like he’s 27 where is a Scientology church at?

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Y’all were really dropping racks at Kona ice for that flower necklace I ain’t forget

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Just liked her Venmo transaction from 3 months ago I’m fucked

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

Someone tell this dude Mikah to take a chill pill #rage

[Jacob Martin @jdevoym]

When yo girls house is right next to a pokestop #pokemongo #winning

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I’m here ready to get rich, what do I do next?