Jake Patterson

Iowa City is the greatest town in the known universe and I’ll die on that hill. I live to ski & pray for snow

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

Hang it in the louvre

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@LangdonStLarry @Hassel_Chris You hear that? It’s the sound of Iowa scoring another touchdown in Madison and if you listen closely you can hear the mass exodus of the Wisconsin fans leaving the stadium after Jump Around

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Iowa Baseball @UIBaseball]

Risley brings ’em home 👏

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@Cmoney3315 @NebraskaBurna Dude was probably born in like 2004. Good money says he’s never touched a woman other than his mom.

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 Then you’d have to be, at least, 27 years old. Calling a 28 y/o “unc” as a 27 y/o is weird asf, I’m guessing you weren’t conscious. Probably like 22 y/o. No wonder you love that football so much, you’re a child

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 Wait you weren’t even alive for those gams you cherish? Damn. You weren’t even in diapers you didn’t exist. That’s wild

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@Cmoney3315 @NebraskaBurna @SlaterKinnick_ I understand that but that’s basically the same thing. In fact, he’d probably sound more intelligent if he didn’t go to college vs attending Nebraska

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ Yes please stop saying it. It’s very sad. I don’t like feeling bad for you.

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ I think you’re projecting… definitely a Nebraska grad

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ I don’t pretend to speak for an entire fan base. I’m not the fucking President of the Iowa Hawkeyes you clown

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ It is embarrassing that you keep pointing to your signed football as verification of your fandom. Please stop doing that, it makes me feel bad for you and I don’t like feeling bad for you.

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ He didn’t say he doesn’t count those. I did. Try to keep up halfwit

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ I know you don’t care and you aren’t a real fan. Your entire Nebraska “fandom” has been based on the 21st century games. So at this point you don’t like Nebraska, because they suck, you just hate Iowa. Which is why you’re willing to drag Nebraska to bring down Iowa. Fake fan.

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ I understand that you are a halfwit but I’ve said multiple times that I don’t count these. I’m merely trying to correct the record. I’m sorry that this is a confusing concept for you. I can see that while you aren’t a Nebraska fan, you clearly have the mind of a Nebraska graduate

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ I cannot possibly tell you how much nobody, including yourself, gives a shit about those games. If those bring you joy, more power to you. But don’t try to convince me that they matter.

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ “Ah that’s your only accomplishment. Got it nice”

You said this in reference to the fact that Iowa consistently makes Nebraska its bitch. The implication is that it doesn’t matter. Which I agree with. But you can’t be a true Nebraska fan and claim that it doesn’t matter

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ I mean officially it counts. Nitwit, I don’t make the rules. So it officially counts. I’m merely correcting the record. In my opinion it matters just as much as Minnesota’s or Nebraska’s titles matter. In my personal record book only CFP titles truly count

[Jake Patterson @JDHawk15]

@NebraskaBurna @Cmoney3315 @SlaterKinnick_ Fans don’t claim that wins over their team don’t matter. So you aren’t a real Nebraska fan. You claim to be, but you aren’t. Fans are loyal to their team and care about losses. You don’t seem to care that your team bends over at will for anyone they play.