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[J ho @jdhoiland]

Wanna start a web series where I eat food and give advice while seeming kinda distracted

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@boilaz6951652 @PeterAppel23 He's doing both. Classic Bill

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Maybe Big Dumper needs a good ol' spankin' to git goin'????

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@WobBurnerBurner MK II > The Odyssey

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@pitchfork @nycguidovoice please do something. I know you must find it hilarious to have unleashed Cool Adam on the world, but I think we have suffered enough. Please.

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Begining to enjoy a certain sense of "patience" in novels

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my favorite player on the Seahawks is the coaches

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@lunch_enjoyer Could you please just date Caleb for like... a week?

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@MLB @Gatorade Please

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Repost and reply for a chance to win a signed Julio Rodríguez jersey!

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Baseball is #1 sport people get mad about for not even the right reasons.
. Would seem

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@SketchesbyBoze @wren_and_paper How are you qualifying "greatest"?

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Why doesn't my tweet about Snoop Dogg show up on my timeline? @grok?

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Considering becoming a 'ballpark figure' - the 'Mariner Gimp', basically I come to every game dressed in a Mariner themed gimp outfit and just let the Mariners do what they do to me

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@SketchesbyBoze I think the problem is much worse than this. Maybe more they'd get acquainted with Seuss, Berenstain, Clifford, perhaps Carle...

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Snoop Dogg's review of DMT is better than any nerds book length BS about it (I have never tried it but he seems right)

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@second_sailing All of them probably

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@AdamFriedland You should have Stan Kroenke on to talk about politics and Walmart. See if you can make him smile and think you are cute.

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@AdamFriedland The owner of your team has been trying to commit genocide in the American people for years via Walmart

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I don't understand how Haaland didn't completely lose his mind when any of those awful things happened