JD

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass

[JD @jdi_stefano]

Yeah I meant Pjanic made it work haha Locatelli is more suited to playing a different role, agreed Italian teams need to be more creative in getting the best out of the midfield, Mckennie is best when used in a hybrid role maximizing his athleticism/tenacity/goal scoring ability better high up the pitch/box to box, Thuram has a lot of potential I think he could he reach levels higher than we’ve seen thus far

[JD @jdi_stefano]

@enrico_juventus @Rahulvn5 he made it work, locatelli larger/more athletic/box to box, I think Juve need to move beyond this notion that they need to recreate Pirlo in midfield, they should use players according to their strengths

[JD @jdi_stefano]

@enrico_juventus @Rahulvn5 Pjanic was more suited playing higher up the pitch, he became a regista to help Juve, & probably hurt his stats for those who just watch box scores along the process lol

[JD @jdi_stefano]

have got to love it 😂

[miке @magicmike_jfc]

Edon : “lasciatemi cantare”
Kenan : “con la chitarra in mano”🎶

questi due ormai si sono italianizzati🤌🏻🇮🇹

[JD @jdi_stefano]

True Life: I miss drinking wine & making silly tik-toks w my bestie, being more kind for the rest of the year :) 🤞🏼😂😂

[JD @jdi_stefano]

@ShakurStevenson He’s smart so he can have fun with it hahahahaha

[JD @jdi_stefano]

@Chris_Jaay He’s a good man

[ActuJuve @ActuJuve_]

On t’oubliera pas 🥲🇲🇪

(Et l’Inter non plus)

[JD @jdi_stefano]

@elonmusk When can I get a X card & get rid of Chase lmao

[Lilly Fight Wire @LillyFightWire]

ROY JONES JR. WAS PLAYING CHESS WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS BOXING🥊

James Toney thought he had Roy exactly where he wanted him...

That was the trap.

Roy baited him in, took away his rhythm, and put on one of the greatest performances of his career.

Was this the best version of Roy Jones Jr. we ever saw?🥊

[JuventusFC @juventusfc]

Hong Kong, Cina, che carica! 🤩

Grazie a tutti coloro che si sono uniti a noi nel Meet the Legend con Lilian Thuram! 🤍🖤

Trova il tuo JOFC più vicino ➡️ https://t.co/QgkX20kCGM

[ilBiancoNero @ilbianconerocom]

Kolo Muani 🗣️

[Jdab @JDabz87]

“Knicks in five” is New York for “peace be with you”

[JuventusFC 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @juventusfcen]

Happy birthday, Fabio! 🥳

🎂 https://t.co/NbbyJn4dCK

[Max Statman @emaxstatman]

You just can’t hate McKennie and Thuram. 😂💀

[JD @jdi_stefano]

I’m Daltonic, my favorite colors are black & white baby, it’s too bad I can never be a pilot though 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

[JD @jdi_stefano]

Went to the Verizon store this summer, & they’re like for every version of the iPhone we only have green or blue (after I tell them idc which version it is, I just want black or grey😂) soo I’m like lemme get the green since it matches my eyes better & nobody else probably has it, ppl act like me picking green is crazy lmfaoo it’s just a phone, who gives a fuck 😂😂😂

[JD @jdi_stefano]

Palestra e dopo farò la pasta, ho fame ora ma ho bisogno aspettare smhhh