Johnny Dickshot - Fake Baseballer/Dad

Former Oriole, Phillie, Twin, Pirate, Cardinal, Met, Diamondback, Giant, Athletic, Vampire, Helmsmen, Crawdad, Flappy Boi, Highlander
Current Gaurdian and Fuego

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Getting my arm in shape for my first shot at pitching this season. How bad could it be? #momentsbeforedisaster

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@DukeNukemFakeBB We. Love. Chompers.

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Look who's back? It's me, I'm back. I'm the one who's back.

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@KCRoyalsMLR Aiden MacDougall is my hero.

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@MlrChuck He lured us all in as we anticipate the final part of his message

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Thank you @weezer for spending 1,509 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/eAWrQnE2MA

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@Mylograms @GareDR333 @TuscaloosaTorn1 Pass

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@DanGerzoneMLN I'd like to retract my clammering

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@DanGerzoneMLN What if the real winner of free ageny are the friends we make on the way

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@MlrChuck Tingle for GM

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@DanGerzoneMLN *drinks*

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I think something was off with the server.

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@Mylograms #suspendmyheart

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Yum! Food just got here! Ready to dig into some pasta at the restaurant and one of the 3 have to go to the bathroom. That's fine it will be like 30 seconds. "Dad I'm going poop" Yum! Somewhat cold pasta coming my way!

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@FakeNYMets_MLR are about to begin their climb... It's time to go on a Mets like tear. I re-read that five times because tear and tear are so closely spelled... oh it's the same.

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@FakeNYMets_MLR I'm awake

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Are you someone who can write a number between 1-1000 on a website? Then the @FakeNYMets_MLR are looking for you! Seriously, I have estimated 4 people that will be on our team in say.... 24 hours.

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@GareDR333 It will never go away.

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Hot off the press rankings!

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@RealFakeBJs Nooooooooooooooooooooooo