A skinny man gets into an elevator with a huge black guy and canโt help staring at him.
The big guy says, โBefore you ask, Iโm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, I have a 12-inch penis, and my name is Turner Brown.โ
The little man faints on the spot.
When he comes around, he says, โI heard the first bit, but what did you say your name was again?โ
The big guy says, โTurner Brown.โ
The man says, โThank the Lord โฆ I thought you said โTurn around!โโ ๐