jennifer schulz

the flower you don’t water is the flower that won’t grow | @colbyshulz’s wife | dog mom | RDH | okstate alumna

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

Happy Thursday to everyone except the fucker that stole my debit card info! I hope y’all have a terrible day at Niagara City cruises and Summit One Vanderbilt. And I hope the middle of your food is always cold and you stub your pinky toe everytime you walk past a bed 🤗🖕🏼

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

“You know peppa pig?? That weird pig with her nose on her forehead?” -my 4 year old niece

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

Happy Saturday! I’ve had a morning from HELL 😊

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

I know it’s not even 8 am yet but… a margarita on the rocks made with real lime juice and a splash of orange juice served in one of these glasses sounds so good right now

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

Showing up 20 minutes late and then talking on your phone for another 10 minutes is absolutely wild 🥲

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

I can’t STANDDDD when a mf is late for their appointments. Like you literally set the time for the appointment yourself?? And it’s really just not that hard to be places on time.

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

@_WhitneyPeace As your hygienist and your friend, I also wish you had the willpower to stop doing that 🥴

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

Man there’s just something about the weather being nice that makes me want to spend money 🥴

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

I’m so glad American Airlines didn’t send out a notification that my flight got delayed until AFTER I had woken up my peaceful sleeping baby 👍🏼

[Zachary @osuzack]

Do you ever miss living in Stillwater?

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

I’ll be so damn glad when the construction on 35 ends and all these fuckers can go back to taking that instead of 44

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

they added this little profile picture to Meredith’s chart on the daycare app and I just want to sob when I look at it she’s so cute wtf 😭♥️

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

@_WhitneyPeace @_whoisasims Tom Hanks but only in the movie Big is absolutely sending me

[jess @jesspressotini]

shoutout to everyone i tag in instagram giveaways. i never win but i appreciate u letting me annoy u all

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

This is my first time watching The Family Stone and.. what a fucked up story

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

Idk who needs to hear this but… the McRib is back

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

Why did Colby just look at me (at 7:30 in the morning) and say “you know what sounds good?? a Mountain Dew” I know he’s from SWOK but damn I didn’t know I married such a REDNECK 😭

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

I say this everytime I watch this damn movie but the Bella’s should NOT have been cut off for using it’s instead of it in the riff off 🙄 typical sexist male bullshit!!!

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

It’s…… about time to watch all the Harry Potter movies again

[jennifer schulz @jdittmann_]

@_WhitneyPeace Okay everytime I’m clicking through stories and hers comes up I’m just disgusted