John DiZane

• BNE | QLD | AUS • Dad ~ Perfect Uber rating ~ I do all of my own stunts 🤙🏼

[John DiZane @JDizane]

I can't find my "Gone In 60 Seconds" DVD...
It was here a minute ago 🤷🏽‍♂️

[John DiZane @JDizane]

@aiden_kehm @CoachHaydenMace @BrandonHuffman @JordanJ_ @jon_eagle @westlinn_fb @CraigHaubert @adamgorney @eforcefootball @Jamesandrew070 @hayeshustlers @aiden_kehm go get em mate.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

And I'm masturbating too!

[Optimistic Pessimist @disheveled22]

I feel like @rickygervais might like this..

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Whenever you’re feeling down about life and thinking that no one cares, just remember you’ll be dead soon and none of this will matter. Have a great day.

[Navalism @NavalismHQ]

"All the benefits in life come from compound interest - relationship, money, habits - anything of importance."

@naval

[John DiZane @JDizane]

@DFATQLD
We've been waiting almost 9 weeks for my daughter's passport renewal.... We leave for an overseas trip in 7 days.
We've been on hold for 5 hours total and hung up on 4 times.
What do you suggest?

[David Morris @wdmorrisjr]

9 commitments every parent should make:

[Navalism @NavalismHQ]

"Always pay it forward. And don't keep count."

@naval

[Navalism @NavalismHQ]

"Would you still be interested in doing something,
If you couldn't tell anyone about it?"

@naval

[Daily Philosopher @philosophdaily]

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.” - Winston Churchill

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

Do you have a problem in your life?
No? Then don't worry.
Yes? Can you do something about it?
- Yes? Then don't worry.
- No? Then don't worry.

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

5 Stoic lessons from Seneca:

1. We suffer more in imagination than in reality
2. Associate only with people who improve you
3. The greatest remedy for anger is delay
4. Value your time more than your possessions
5. Death is not in the distant future. We are dying every day

[John DiZane @JDizane]

@NavalismHQ @naval Yeah, but have you ever tried reading whilst driving @naval?
I'm not expert, but audio books might be safer whilst on a commute 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

A Stoic focuses on what’s in their control and accepts what isn’t.

What’s in your control:
- what you do
- what you say
- what you think

What isn’t:
- what other people do
- what other people say
- what other people think

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

If you start your day with social media, the news, or email, realize: you're starting your day at the mercy of others.

Social media is others telling you what to think.

The news is others telling you what to read/watch.

Your inbox is others telling you what to do.

[John DiZane @JDizane]

🤌🏼

[Navalism @NavalismHQ]

"The more neatly you fit into society, the less free you actually are."

@naval