Jordan

Skeptic | Seeker | In Love | In Progress “If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad”

[Jordan @jdizz28]

Brandon Schaub confirmed to be suffering the fourth and final stage of CTE due to the intense and violent nature of @BigSexyMcCorkle and his glorious knock-out of the “Greatest Comedian of Our Generation.”

[“YN” Sean McCorkle @BigSexyMcCorkle]

With war tensions at an all time high, rumor is @realDonaldTrump just gave his most serious threat to date. Trump said “If Iran attempts to retaliate whatsoever against the US, I will send @BrendanSchaub on a 10 city tour through Iran to bomb like no one has ever bombed before”

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@ianmiles @joerogan This is terrifying. I am overwhelmed with gratitude for the First Amendment & Freedom of Speech. Do not be fearful of words. Be fearful of being silenced.

[Jordan @jdizz28]

#JoJoRabbit is my FAVORITE film of the year. I got out of the theater 10 minutes ago and I am still laughing & crying from this beautiful movie. I’m so fortunate to hold my Jewish boyfriend’s hand & dance through the parking lot w/him. I love you Toaster♥️THANK YOU @TaikaWaititi

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@cocotrop Who is this? Who ARE you? Sister...? Blink twice if you’re in trouble.

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@cocotrop Justice would be A getting to change to into dry clothes while J gets to change into soaking wet clothes. And if the clothes get drier as the day continues, A gets to keep throwing water balloons at J to re-soak his clothes. #JusticeForA

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@cocotrop Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The “Logan Paul” of fathers.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I can’t believe this is real:
Elon Musk Smoking Joe Rogan’s Weed Somehow Ended Up Costing Taxpayers $5 Million https://t.co/YCcGl7va7v via @gizmodo

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@cocotrop I remember arguing with you over this for WEEKS. You were so adamant that one day you’d be older than me, and I could not convince you otherwise😂😘

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@cocotrop I am forever Penelope Band-Aid Fingers because I know this life all too well.

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@cocotrop You’re WRONG. This is HI-Larious

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@hennybottle I love details like this so much.

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@aveirjapan @cocotrop

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@AwwwwCats @cocotrop

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@cocotrop 😻♥️

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@YouTube Hey why aren’t you guys demonetizing @gaywonk @voxdotcom when their own journalist calls for people to commit MASS BATTERY against the innocent? Isn’t this a call to violence? #VoxAdpocalypse #MugClub @scrowder

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@cocotrop What’s happening, love bug?

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@hennybottle Because I am! And I DO understand. #50ShadesOfHenny

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@cocotrop @budlight *Heavy Southern Dialect* May I interest you in some Fram-Boyz, m’lady?

[Jordan @jdizz28]

@AwwwwCats @cocotrop