Nancy Reagan Jr.

Love
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Fear

[puter @modelocigarette]

what if subway was called supway and everyone went "sup" when you walked in

[Wyatt-Andrews-Workshop @wa_workshop]

larp larp larp sahur

[Nancy Reagan Jr. @jdizzle111]

Pussy as a Service

[HowlingTrad @HowlingTrad]

When I was a kid I was at the store with my mom, and I watched a man with Down Syndrome wearing Aviator sunglasses open and begin to devour a bag of Cheetos. When his dad tried to stop him he told him to "pipe down asshole," and it's still the most alpha move I've ever seen.

[Sean @panoptisean]

Some of you are still worried about COVID-19 when you should be worried about the HOE VID you made when you were 19

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

South Side. East Carson Street. Caller said that he gave a barber shop a bad review online. The barber just saw him and beat his ass.

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[anarcho miličić @livelyacorn]

chicago skyway is about to turn to rainbow road for drunk drivers eight sundays a year

[cici 🎀 @loveeestained]

thinking about when my grandma died and 2 days after the funeral my little sister asked my mum “is grandma a skeleton yet?” in the middle of dinner

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I would rather die than do my job for 30 seconds

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I’m glad I didn’t live in the Wild West because if they tried to hang me I probably would’ve cum my fucking pants in front of the whole town.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!"

What? No. Not at all.

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Gettin your dink slonked on by a mythological beast

[Mia Perfect 😊 @wormlover92]

Smacking my butt like a horse when I’m on the toilet to make the poop come out faster