Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair)

ready and willing to be recommissioned, seats one at a time, lonely (it’s been awhile)

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

@JoshuaPHilll Spacekaren!

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@andersleehere https://t.co/6jEjW7zKth this one and it’s not even close

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@CountryMusic @ThomasRhett @katyperry Y’all hear @katyperry killed a nun?

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

Wow @katyperry really did kill a nun

[JIlllllll @dummyjig]

The MythBusters were cowards for not doing a 9/11 episode.

[Davram @davramdavram]

Imagine trying to explain what a “runoff” is to Herschel as he tries to lace up his cleats.

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

@ohboyrecords @JohnPrineMusic We may all have revert to the original internet source for everything JP. https://t.co/6ruKnTAURs

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

@caitiedelaney With all of his failed pr stunts like half of the Ironman parody movie is already written

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@thedink_eth If you wanna be jaboukie you gotta pay for the check mark first

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

@meatgirI NOGGIN is $8.99 per month

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

I’m gonna spell it out… what the actual fuck!!!

[Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest]

After speaking to my good friend Ian MacKaye, we will only be charging $5 for Twitter Blue.

[Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC @MattNegrin]

Elon Musk is 72 hours away from going on Joe Rogan’s podcast to defend antisemitism as essential free speech while Rogan googles antisemitism and reads the wikipedia page for it and says “some of this is interesting stuff”

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

@Phil_Lewis_ Somebody whose job is on the chopping block has the ability to completely destroy this website and I’m sticking around to see it happen

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Someone once said libertarians are in fact like cats in that they consider themselves to be fiercely independent and autonomous of the safety system that keeps them from dying constantly, of which they are keenly unaware

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

@wapplehouse Tango & cash

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@JasonIsbell @shinyribs we’re waiting

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

The ones trying to cancel the ghost of the killer refuses to cancel the ghost of the man who sang thriller

[Old Sparky (Sing Sing Prison electrical chair) @jdj_369]

If you cancel the ghost of the killer cancel the ghost of your grandpa as well