Josh MacGregor

Christian, husband, fmr chemical engineer, @mizzou & @georgetown, and proud Missourian. Opinions are my own.

[Chris Manno @Mann_O_Steel17]

No joke, this is why Americans havent completely bought into soccer.

My Achilles would literally have to be stuck on the bottom of this dudes cleat for me to carry on like that.

This joker got the call, stood up, and played the rest of the match. And Balogun gets the rest of this match, and the next, a win or go home off the pitch.

Clown stuff

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

@Schilling1776 I’m here for all your hospital hacks!

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

@Schilling1776 + the coffee and watch. Deserves to go 1M+ views viral in young families algos

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

@DanielMKishi you just don't understand the value creation that is possible by levering up

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

Legit impressive

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

Didn’t expect to have an impromptu push up challenge in the Senate hallway with West Point cadets today #GoArmy

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

Urban life really makes me miss the days of just ripping around snowstorms in my beat-up old 4x4.

Instead, my adventures include helping dig out an EV on our street that had high-centered on a small pile of snow and daily backpacking with my toddler bc strollers are useless.

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

@NewsLambert @ResidentialClub @ParclLabs Does this count a home as owned by a large investor *only if* the parent org owns more than 100 in the county the home is in OR does the home get counted if the parent owned 100 homes total across many counties? (such as 1 home in 100 counties)

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

@johnkonrad You are one of the best storytellers on this platform

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

No joke. @AmazonAlexa glitches are some of the most unsettling of computer errors.

Oddly specific answers playing in a room with no people.

Voice modulation to a deep creepy tone that is absolutely not standard.

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

I will endeavor to hold my family closer, love life more deeply, and live with a little more of Charlie’s courage.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

I will be thrilled to not pass mentally unwell homeless people shouting and dedicating on the street while walking my baby to day care. Get them help and stop letting them ruin things for the rest of us.

This is common sense!

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

MAKE D.C. SAFE AGAIN!

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

When I moved to DC in 2019 my roommates and I were terrorized by car break ins. Years later I’ve learned the culprit has been arrested over 150 times. Everyone here knows multiple people who have been carjacked at gunpoint.

The problem is and always has been leadership. Very excited for @POTUS and @AGPamBondi to take the reins and save our capital.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS: "We're declaring a public safety emergency in the District of Columbia — and @AGPamBondi is taking command of the Metropolitan Police Department as of this moment."

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

Infants learn to stand up before they learn to fall down. They learn to climb stairs with no idea how to avoid a fall or get down safely.

There’s a lesson in there, I think.

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

MIZ 🐅

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

You're not safe, not even on a 10 feet elephant's back.

Watch this tiger jump and attack.

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

I finally received my stolen wallet 6 years later. The thief has been arrested 154 times in DC...

Including a 2021 arrest for murder. The most recent charges were filed on July 2nd.

Is this really how Justice works? Bc I don't feel it's been administered.

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

@alexforbes__ Without a doubt this strategy has saved me a ton of money over the years. And often the projects are done far sooner than a third party would be able to come in and do them.

[Josh MacGregor @jdjmacgregor]

lots of everyday miseries are just bad engineering

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This guy breaks down how to actually make a busy street better and more efficient