Pareidolia Daily

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wikimedia commons contains the svgs of the most popular and largest companies. how many of the remaining companies’ images are going to be viewed each day/as a percentage of total requests?

as a startup with limited runway is it worth it to spend $70k on files that may only be viewed a (relative) handful of times?

at least that’s what my ass says.

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@nwsayer @jeremykauffman lorne michaels is trying to get in touch with you. it’s urgent.

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@Anania00 if anyone uses this gif, i can tell they are 38+ years old, drive a modest sedan, and either married for a decade or recently divorced and getting back out there.

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@whoisclydekelly @imfleetwoodjack i truly do not want to imagine the effect vyvanse and an 8am milkshake would have on my body. the time spent shitting my brains out would probably counteract any benefit of the vyvanse.

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@mpopv me, when the advanced predictive text machine that i’ve set up to roleplay as a sentient being predicts text similar to a sentient being: IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF AGI????? 🫣🫣

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@abbysarrow wow imagine being a terf. so gay.

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@CityBureaucrat i’m sure young women will listen to an old creep with long hair and pedo glasses/vibes about what they should be doing

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@oldenoughtosay for some reason i thought Chomp was a cat and i was very confused why the cat needed to stay in bed all night

toddler makes a lot more sense haha

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@La_calderone my dog hates standing on hardwood (her little feet slip), except, when her tummy hurts.

then, she stands on the hardwood floors and (probably) gives me the middle finger as she throws up directly onto the carpet. love her.

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@_ADWills any chefs in the comments - what kind of knife is the wife holding? what’s it for?

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@hausofdecline they say good art makes you feel things

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@femaleguy2 those 13 minutes workshopping were spent perfectly

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@DJSnM took this screenshot last night. 100% chance it’s the owner. so lame 😭

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tobpher

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some sources are saying these are in fact two different people……hm. no.

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@EricEatsPickles i’m guessing you’ve got a few head injuries under your belt

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@ok_but_still haha get it (rape)

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@MostCrucified (spoiler alert: he was NOT cool. at all.)

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@MostCrucified i think the funniest part of the doc is when they spend a solid 5 minutes on how cool jared from subway is

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@KRITTKRABB @nikicaga yeah honestly it just comes off as super lame/insecure

“sksksksks someone i know nothing about it dying. i’m so edgy that i don’t care tho. its actually funny.”