Janet D

Just a girl in love with her man! Don't look back - you're not going that way!

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

June 30 - I get my vitamin C the old-fashioned way...mimosas.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

Jun 26 - I wish the same person who invented sunscreen would invent people-screen.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

Jun 24 - Not worrying about fitting into a tiny bikini this year - just hoping I still fit in the ocean.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

June 23 - A quick family vacation will remind you why you don't want a long family vacation.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

June 19 - The only "private pool" I've got is the sweaty one that keeps collecting under my boobs.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

Mar 18 - My house is a bit of a fixer-upper. Unfortunately, I'm more of a don't-carer.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

Jun 15 - If you ever feel like I'm not listening, it's just because you're very perceptive.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

Jun 13 - I've got a bunch of stuff to donate. Unless I can remember who it all belongs to.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

Jun 10 - I like a trashy beach read in the summer and a trashy couch read all the other seasons.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

June 5 - Does rinsing my hot dogs before I grill 'em count as eating clean?

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

June 3 - Apparently my care is a late-model bird poop magnet.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

June 2 - Changing all my passwords. Wouldn't want hackers to nab the $2.75 in my bank account.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

May 29 - My doctor told me to watch my cholesterol. So now I stare at my French fries for a few seconds before I eat them.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

May 28 - I'm in the middle of a body cleanse where I eat whatever I want and then wash it down with whiskey.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

May 26 - It'll be swimsuit season soon. And theoretically shaving weather, too.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

May 25 - Kale is an excellent source of vitamins. It's also an excellent source of yuck.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

May 21 - Time to light the grill...and hope the firemen are cute this year.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

May 19 - I didn't do any summer, fall or winter cleaning, so why should spring get special treatment.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

May 15 - Traced my family tree. Apparently it grew nuts and was pretty shady.

[Janet D @JDKaneki]

May 12 - With just the click of a button, I can find all kinds of things nearby to not go do.