john david kneeskern

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[john david kneeskern @jdkneeskern]

Thanks for all the memories

[TooMuchCamber @Too_MuchCamber]

I voted

[my eyes @deanuyasha]

When she’s at the bar and doesn’t have a drink yet

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

carrie underwood in 2005 https://t.co/IM0t5RUT43

[john david kneeskern @jdkneeskern]

Nothing can disappoint me more than fushigi did when I was kid

[Arslan @thega1nz]

How I be at the gym with people I barely know

[JunKnee Harris @Jay_FnHarris]

If it ain't gon make me sound like this then iont want it

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When she’s riding you but then you hear someone on Chopped attempting to make Raspberry Vinaigrette with 10 seconds left

[Aidan Powers @aidan_34_powers]

“I need to stop going out so much. It’s just not a healthy lifestyle”

Me walking into my hometown bar tomorrow night:

[josh @jl_jl_jl_jl_jl]

🫡 mental health, it’s been an honor

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

my mom warned me about drugs not women with gorilla grip coochie

[rico @somethinglovely]

😀

[john david kneeskern @jdkneeskern]

There are two types of people in this world
-people who like Nickelback
-people who lie and say they don’t like Nickelback

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[john david kneeskern @jdkneeskern]

Whoever’s praying on my downfall can you just chill for one second

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Nobody:

The random girl you talk to at the bar at 1:47 AM: