Jason

L/S Equities - Options for my own accounts all opinions are my own and should be taken as satire *nothing is financial advise that I share/write

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@WhiteHouse Locked in to bond yields

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@united @gucciricucci United sucks

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@ozzy_livin "China trade deal going great" 2.0.

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@DEXWireNews @PurpleDrink_LLC 2024, not 2025.

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@KobeissiLetter Cough cough insider information cough cough

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@artthatfucks @PurpleDrink_LLC Priced in if earnings double, not priced in if they don’t double…. Simpol

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@TicTocTick Bruh the comments…. People are so fucked after this relief rally and we actually get a real sell in index’s instead of this dispersion -nuke Leopold nonsense selloff we just had

[Earnings Whispers @eWhispers]

#earnings for the week of August 3, 2026

https://t.co/My2Eq16qS8

$SNDK $PLTR $AMD $SPCX $LLY $COP $ANET $QBTS $WDC $APP $OKLO $SHOP $PFE $ALAB $CAT $DDOG $UBER $ELF $CELH $TTMI $STRL $RDW $ZETA $AXON $MELI $DIS $BYND $DKNG $DIBS $OPEN $UUUU $VST $BKNG $TXG $ABNB $FSLY $RIOT $AAOI $RGTI $HIMX $CENX $ALB $MCD $HUT $W $INOD $CLX $BROS $KTOS

[Barchart @Barchart]

Retail Investors dumped stocks yesterday at the fastest pace since Covid 🚨 🚨

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

Fauci refuses to answer a simple question 😭

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@TicTocTick 94😝

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@TicTocTick I got lymes when I was 8 and I’m same age as you

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@strictrope Looks like a chart of $CSCO or $aapl post dotcom but they didn’t bottom at this point they went down another 75% more

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@strictrope sick risk management, you should be a part of a case study

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@lord_fed lol was just about to say “awesome risk management bro”

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@DataChaz I guess they tucked him into bed?

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@qcapital2020 Then I guess the estimates are too high

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@nypost Dominguez’s rocket throw home is what made the difference in this headline last night or it would have been extra innings at least

[Jason @jdlaz84]

@TicTocTick Give me that ceasefire pop Monday to short into Wednesday fed….