Old @TroyAikman—
I struggle to grasp thy discontent amid our triumphs, yet the tone of thy voice was nigh insufferable. Best you tend to the remnants of your old regiment—cowardice Cowboys—whom we humbled but a fortnight past in glory.
I shall cheers thee some Lamb meat.
—CW
Brethren in Arms—
Victory! Jeremiah sent his army of Cowboys in an attack on Soldiers' Field, led by the crossed Matthias of from Eber's Flus.
Our cannons rained hellfire on their cavalry, capturing several prisoners including Pvt. Dakota Prescott.
A Lamb was sacrificed.
—CW