Jason Serrano

Accountant, Marlins fan, Fool

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@nibblesthecow @Nutzypoo_ttv Is that after completing all challenges or just going straight to the stadium?

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@JeremiahGeiger2 Both ‘97 and ‘03 were incredible experiences. Shared them with relatives that are no longer with us and the memories are forever with me.

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@tbiggeststepper @TheRealXPac Correction: Few are worth going to jail for. My children? Definitely worth going to jail for.

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@TraceeM Love that movie. “Lady, your husband ain’t dead, he’s hiding!”
Or my favorite exchange “I’d like to tie you to a f@#$ing truck!” “You don’t have the balls.”

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@Serranosisters Excellent fight. You and her laid it all on the line. The ending (you should have won and I think the judges were watching buffering instead of the fight) reminded me why I stopped watching boxing previously. Also, you have the greatest last name in history!

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@gallymeroreboot Supernatural. I can rewatch it all the time.

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@CocoDaBear I've been waiting for.... something. I'm surprised he hasn't come out trash talking. Maybe he had a medical emergency....

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@CocoDaBear Wait? Didn't everyone have close family friends they called their aunt or uncle? I'm not the only one right?

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@DM__MIA Nah, I respect the police but people like that should NOT be cops. That was a straight up power trip.

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@adaintygarland I've never understood that strategy. If you win HOH, you should put up 2 people that are either after you, or that are not with you. Never put an alliance member or someone that wouldn't nominate you on the block. BB rule #1 PAWNS GO HOME!

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

Hey @BurgerFi it's ridiculous that you can't buy just a Cheeseburger. You have to purchase a combo????? 4 Cheeseburgers and 4 fries for $70? I think I just got ripped off. Last time for me. #thanksforthememories

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@CocoDaBear LOL I worked at McDonalds when I was 15. I couldn’t tell you the name of a coworker let alone my manager. I’m pretty sure there is no way to prove it as that store closed long ago and I can guaran-damn-ty that I have never put it on a resume.

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@TDISportsClips I remember being at that game. We were up by 10 then 2 innings after the fight we were up by 5. Great time at Joe Robbie (yeah, I still call it that).

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@BBCANRyan I lost my little sister to a drunk driver 23 years ago. She left behind two children. My family has never really recovered from it. I always preach don't drink and drive, it isn't worth it.

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@TheMattCardona With or without eyebrows?

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@TakesWereMade_ Wait until that pitching staff comes back next year (barring trades) This team is definitely going to be exciting for a while.

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@TheMiddleborne Praying for you and the family.

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

Hey @cvspharmacy when you advertise "No Cost Vaccines" maybe you should put somewhere that people with FloridaBlue are screwed. "Let's make healthier happen together"? Yeah BullS#$%! Made an appointment, left work early, only to be told at the counter. Do better.

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@JordynneGrace My dog won't eat chocolate, or anything sweet for that matter. I gave him a cookie once and he picked it up, walked it to my office chair, and dropped it on the ground in front of it. Now if you have something with Sriracha on it, I'm pretty sure he'd fight you for it...

[Jason Serrano @Jdogg1971]

@LoudMiamiFan With this youth infusion and our pitching staff next year (barring trades), this will be an exciting team to watch.