Tom Howell

I come up with the one liners for crime dramas.
I sold all my Apple stock to invest in pagers in 2003

[Tom Howell @trashtakeout]

@mcuban I have a great and novel product if your interested.. but only if you're ready to get in on the ground floor of the next household commodity item! No one has seen this before.. I've even kept it hidden from my family. I'll keep my phone close by waiting on you.

[Tom Howell @trashtakeout]

If I were to make an early bet on the name of the movie they'll eventually make about the University of Indianas unbelievable run this year.. it would be "Whosiers?". Just throwing it out there..
@PatMcAfeeShow

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@HustleBitch_ Ahh, look at ze big European boy walking his elderly granzferder across ze street. Vat a nice young man!

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@lilslabby You're supposed to not say anything man. It's only a big deal if it's made a big deal. I was thinking nobody else probably left their TV on after that game and it could all just be swept under the rug. It was called that and these just are dudes being dudes playing a kids game.

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Are y'all beefing?
@Lane_Kiffin @1future

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@RiseUpReader Less confident than the first game.

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@TerrinWaack Patrick Mahomes must be a Satanist.

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@680TheFan Kool-Aid Man!

[Tom Howell @trashtakeout]

@NextNetworkJosh He didn't announce the day before that he was having the president on when he could have so I wouldn't think it fitting to say it was a "ratings draw". Who wouldn't have the president on their show? It would be political to have him or not have him.. Damned if you do..

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@4thand1show Cam,
How proud of #Outkast are you for making it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and how
has your personal relationship grown with Andre3000 since becoming your personal stylist? Thank you for your time!

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@ZachNagel7 I've been saying this for a while now.. dude needs to get his vision checked. Famous Jameis should consult with him and get him to understand the merits of an optometrist.. and the importance of being able to see in football.

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@Matt_Pinner Why would they think Jesus needed to watch them do that?

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@Rainmaker1973 Ares

[Tom Howell @trashtakeout]

@dustyslay The experiences along the path of consumption. It depends on what you want out of life. If you want to be connected to everyone else that is part of the consumptive world then you consume.. if you don't.. then keep your circle small and consume more specifically.. duh dude.

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@PatMcAfeeShow I bet you're stoked on this Vegas #Raiders game.

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How does it work with ESPN and ABC and all those Disney owned channels and the money they have received from advertisers under the pretense of having YouTube TVs 10 million subscribers seeing their commercials? @PatMcAfeeShow #WONDERING #NFL

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@BostonConnr Keep this around in case of emergencies like corporate greed.

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#IDontWantToOverreactBUT the #Falcons are the most disappointing team this year when it comes to their talent to triumph ratio. The team is stacked and can't put it together for four quarters. Wasted talent everywhere. Bring in Coach McCarthy now! @tyschmit @PatMcAfeeShow

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@AlBuffalo2nite Have you had the ones that immediately try to hustle you by telling you how much trouble they've been having lately and how it's holiday season etc.? I don't think that the deliveries services would appreciate them using their platform to panhandle.

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I think you can give credit for that one to the pope @ChicagoBears #BearsNation @ESPNNFL @Espngreeny