Jayson

Reel Boy - he/him

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

I suggest we add a new Grammy Award:
“Best Bar (Hilarious)”
And every year it goes to Ice Spice for “I keep dragging her so she bald a bit”

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

@jeremykwillard No Doubt? They’re back together?!

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

I’m taking a page out of Oscar’s book. Everybody better SCRAM

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Staying home.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Staying home.

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

I wish I was a medieval Australian.

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Found a depiction of a medieval Australian.

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

But John did

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

@nakedfoul “One Foot in the Grave” was recorded prior to “Mellow Gold”. It is consecutive in recording order

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

Bet you feel pretty silly right now

["Lou"ReedTyranny @nakedfoul]

No one has made four good consecutive studio albums., it's impossible

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

@joshbeitler Gale is my ride or die

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

Finding the right snare sample.

[𝗡𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀 @nooduals]

You can’t.

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

I should call her

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Biblically accurate Angel 😳

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

I’m:
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[Anish Dhingra @anishfordev]

Which Pikachu are you? 😀

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

Growing up is watching the characters from New Girl becoming strange and alien and aligning yourself more with the parents from Modern Family and Malcom in the Middle

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

@pinche_eva Cowards chew boba. Only the brave who swallow it whole will reach the halls of Valhalla

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

I told you I didn’t want your mom here

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

No, that’s the Arbiter

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The distinctive appearance of a Damascus goat

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

@pinche_eva LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

My backyard had a wicked steep hill. Like climb up on your hands and knees type shit. My brother and I and opened the side yard gate, dragged our bikes to the top of the hill and rode down full speed praying to some divine entity that we would shoot the gap.
I was too busy living

[Sohail Charef @CHSOHY]

10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

@joshbeitler Oh, so they’re fukkin siiiik over there

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

Peace out nerds I’m going to Coolsville USA

[Jayson @jdogwafflesnaps]

@joshbeitler I don’t, and if it’s anything negative I don’t want to hear it