Alan Smithee

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

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@_Hector_Mtz I think it’s only available on Twitter Blue.

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@blootgesteld Someday!

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@blootgesteld Welcome back, Andy!

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@YeshayahuXX2 @CastroStFair YES!

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@YeshayahuXX2 @NaturistSociety Love her. She was so much more than a cabaret dancer. Intelligent far beyond her time

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@blootgesteld Yikes. What are you unhappy about? I thought locking might have given you some respite, but apparently not?

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@PeterBank14 I so wish this could happen at my local pool, but living in the Bible Belt of America, it’ll never happen.

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@paulinaporizkov Well screw him!

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@thenudepoet1 I remember in the early 60s my dad took me to a YMCA to swim and it was nude.

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@vivaan7786 So true!

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@blootgesteld OK, that pool shot makes me extremely jealous.

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@thenudepoet1 @TrueBlueNude Ridiculous. Has it really come to that? I would refuse!

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@econudist Any theories why?

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@blootgesteld LOL!

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@blootgesteld Holding court!

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@blootgesteld Happy birthday et bonne anniversaire!!

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@blootgesteld 😁

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@blootgesteld You have some very well-positioned friends! I can’t imagine waking up to that sight every day!

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@blootgesteld Magnifique! Where did you take this? (Aside from the obvious!) You’re so close to it!