JD

my other account got hacked at 14k

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

the name Gracie Abrams sounds like a girl who gets kicked in the head by a horse and all the teachers make you sign a big card

[JD @jdorso7]

@blackstone count your days bitch

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

Jersey Mike's sandwich chain has been acquired by a private equity firm. https://t.co/18Y6NOwEiY

[JD @jdorso7]

NOOOOOOOOOO
This one is going to hurt

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

Jersey Mike's sandwich chain has been acquired by a private equity firm. https://t.co/18Y6NOwEiY

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

what I need right now is a full sugar Coca Cola so cold and so crispy it feels like I’m swallowing needles. I need a Coca Cola so carbonated it could be considered torture by top human rights organizations

[JD @jdorso7]

#NewProfilePic

[JD @jdorso7]

the voices are back

[꩜ claudia ꩜ @raccoonluvr2]

Look up a gluten-free hush puppy recipe that’s insane in Quiplash now wake me up so much effort everyone let’s this kill her talk to Michelle about those first graders

[JD @jdorso7]

i’m tweeting gormp gormp gormp……@gormp

[JD @jdorso7]

yarf yarf¢ goddard rrrrrrrr

[JD @jdorso7]

customer service is having to fake laugh at every customer’s jokes and each one is the Worst joke you’ve ever heard

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

On twitter like

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

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[JD @jdorso7]

who’s yarfing rn? yarf #

[Netflix @netflix]

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 2 premieres July 6!

[JD @jdorso7]

is a wrap a sandwich

[JD @jdorso7]

@forrealkino i’m getting him a cookie monster snapback

[JD @jdorso7]

imagine taking a pilgrim to see King Kong vs Godzilla in IMAX