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...cuz I double down.

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@mrbeaks Burrrrrp

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@BKactual

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Young fan dragged away by Lionel Messi's security, finally gets to meet his idol

[Metallica @Metallica]

It's really, REALLY happening! #fireupthepresses Hardwired...To Self-Destruct available everywhere on November 18. Thanks for the vid, Ric!

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#rinaldo

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Seriously, what is the deal with #bbc glitches? Always showing wrong clips, dropped phone calls, awkward breaks in the broadcast?

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@David_MAFS Dude!!! You dodged a bullet!

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@iambreanacabral What up. Watching the show. We love it!

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@nbclastcomic Any chance you could bring back Mike Lebovitz by special vote? He was one of, if not the best tonight.

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@mikelebovitz WTF?! You were the funniest by far!!! You're our new favorite comic!!

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@tmorello What was the first concert you ever went to?

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@tmorello first concert you went to?

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@RT_com

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@TMZ @HarveyLevinTMZ - Is it mandatory for your staff to laugh at everything you say, even if it's not funny?

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#germanyforworldcup2014 have started their reign of terror.

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@piersmorgan No. Only 1 ugly bloke. Jk...luv ya PM

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7PM won't work for me. Rush hour. Let's wait until 8PM. #hiddencash

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#hiddencash I just threw a dollar out my window on Sunset and Poinsettia if anyone wants it. LOL

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#hiddencash stashed the cash!

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#hiddencash is about to stash.