David Norton

Really hope I don't screw up this second chance. Check it out, Thursday Nights on Lifetime. Go Bills IG @therealdavenorton

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

My sisters last tweet. Makes my heart so happy that Carrie was living her best life when her time came. RIP little sister, I’ll love and miss you forever

[Carrie Norton @Cair7118]

Today I woke up and had coffee by the pool, met with my trainer for a work out, worked, spent 2 hours at the spa and now I’m settling in with my new book by the fire.
This is how I spend my days ❤️ life is so good 😊 idk what I did to deserve to live like this 💕😭#ThanksGod

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@JeremyWGR Close enough

[Dan Connolly @danconnolly2016]

It's official. The Montreal Canadiens are out of the playoffs and my favorite stat holds for another year. A U.S. team has won the Canadian Football League's Grey Cup (Baltimore Stallions, 1995) more recently than a Canadian team has won the NHL's Stanley Cup (Montreal, 1993).

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

The NHL playoffs make ZERO sense. Just dreadful conference finals, that could have easily been avoided with simple logic.

NHL finally has national attention and then ruins it with the worst playoff format in pro and semi pro sports

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@tanik_tr It appears that a lot of people need to rewatch The Back To The Future trilogy. Doc Brown was all over this.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Buffalo and Overtime

It’s always pain

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@PatrickMoranTB Treating it like a road game. Team staying in a hotel, unfamiliar anthem singer, probably plenty other things too

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@Coach_Hellwig @alexbrasky @NFL

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@Coach_Hellwig @alexbrasky https://t.co/LymU7Bcy4D

Second best net rest in the NFL. But sure keep complaining, without looking at other teams schedules. It’s the Buffalo thing to do!

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

NFL 2026 Net Rest Edges

net rest = total days of extra rest vs a team's opponent, summed over the course of the season (negative=bad)

-24: LAC
-23
-22
-21
-20
-19
-18
-17
-16
-15: PHI
-14
-13: LV
-12
-11
-10
-9: NYJ
-8
-7: NO
-6: IND, LAR, MIA, PIT
-5
-4: CIN
-3: BAL, JAX
-2: GB, KC, TB
-1
0: CLE, SF
+1: ARI, DET
+3: DEN, NYG
+4: MIN
+5
+6: TEN
+7: ATL
+8: CAR, HOU, NE
+9: SEA, WAS
+10
+11
+12: DAL
+13
+14: BUF
+15: CHI

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@JeremyWGR @BMaz1 Exactly!!

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@Matt_Bove @Alys_lamphear Loser talk. Post this if the season ends without a cup

But we winning the cup

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@keithjasper @RyanTalbotBills @Populous Agreed. First year maybe two will be pricy, then they will start to drop

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@keithjasper @RyanTalbotBills Except he has nothing to do with the prices that are on the secondary market and makes nothing off that

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@stoolpresidente Gallas Pizza…Buffalo place and style. Great owners too

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Time in Federal Government…

Alexander Hamilton: 5 years
George Washington: 8 years
Thomas Jefferson: 10 years
John Adams: 12 years

Bernie Sanders: 35 years
Nancy Pelosi: 39 years
Mitch McConnell: 41 years
Chuck Schumer: 45 years

It explains everything.

Founders vs Grifters

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@AbdulBCRT @Juice_Thompson_ Exactly. Imagine when they find out Josh might not really be a Blue Jays fan, but supports the local market

[Sensei Johnny Lawrence @JohnnyLCKai]

So I finally got around to watching the Hulk Hogan Real American documentary and here’s my takeaways.

The Hulkster sacrificed his body to entertain and make a good living for himself and his family. The amount of surgeries and pain he had was brutal.

Linda divorcing him and preventing him from living in one of the houses that he paid for is unforgivable.
Then she dates a 19 year old and they take his boat out in front of his apartment so they can flaunt it in his face is next level trash.

The judge giving her 70% of what that man sacrificed for shows how broken the system is.

Triple H and the WWE banning him for a period of time because he said a word once is pathetic.

Wrestling Fans booing him when he came back to me was odd..they cheer for the crap that modern wrestling is and hated one of the men who was the biggest star when it was actually relevant and didn’t suck.

Overall it just reminded me of the time when the WWF was worth watching and entertaining. What they’ve been doing for over 20 years is why it’s a niche thing with a bunch of no names that the average person has never heard of.

Hulkamania will live forever but professional wrestling is basically dead.
It will never reach the heights that it once had. It’s now just a glorified soap opera and like many other industries such as Hollywood, music and others that have their best days in the rear view mirror.

Hulk was 1 of 1 and will always be missed.
#HulkHogan #RealAmerican #WWE #Wrestling

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@NotTheJoeMarino The sooner people realize bots buy up and sell most of these tickets, the less butt hurt they will be.

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@TheThomasDeLaus @BuffaloSabres I don’t think many people realize this, bots are buying up tickets and reselling. They do not care about fandom. It’s a major issue, not just for this series but across all events

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@lifewithmikey52 Too much hype at home, they play tight

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@TheDonCoogi The girl I am dating now, told her I was going to WrestleMania. To her credit, she watched the main event (Punk v Roman) and enjoyed it! I don’t think she’s dying to watch another match, but gets it