David Norton

Really hope I don't screw up this second chance. Check it out, Thursday Nights on Lifetime. Go Bills IG @therealdavenorton

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

My sisters last tweet. Makes my heart so happy that Carrie was living her best life when her time came. RIP little sister, I’ll love and miss you forever

[Carrie Norton @Cair7118]

Today I woke up and had coffee by the pool, met with my trainer for a work out, worked, spent 2 hours at the spa and now I’m settling in with my new book by the fire.
This is how I spend my days ❤️ life is so good 😊 idk what I did to deserve to live like this 💕😭#ThanksGod

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@devahaz @robertgraham In ATL the touchless is shorter than Clear 90%+ of the time and in most airports I travel to. Clear I assume is still a good alternative for those without precheck/touchless

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Yeah I know a gambling man when I see one. #24 looked him dead in the eyes and RAN THE OTHER WAY 😭😭

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@iJordanMoore See where the percentages sit when the season is over, not 5 weeks in. Then wherever the numbers lie, let’s have a convo. After 5 weeks, 1 loss impacts the number you refer to far more than after 17 games. Meaning, this early in the season any win lowers a SOS

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@gscool89 That’s fair

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@Matt_Bove I get the time element, but aren’t you just icing your own kicker at that point??

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@Jason_Tartick Nahhhhh

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Go Josh, Let’s Go Josh, Let’s fucking go”

True love

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@NFLTodayX @HockeyAvs10 Why does he have to name another, you said name one not named Cooks. Mission Accomplished friend!

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@ThighDoctor @BUFFNAVY90 @4JoshReed If your wife is still watching 10 year old reality TV shows she’s a bigger problem than you!

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@ThighDoctor @BUFFNAVY90 @4JoshReed Respect, glad I can contribute to your engagement. Can’t wait to the next info you disclose!

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@ThighDoctor @BUFFNAVY90 @4JoshReed And at least I didn’t pay for that blue check mark

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@ThighDoctor @BUFFNAVY90 @4JoshReed At least it didn’t hurt the team we claim to love

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@ThighDoctor @BUFFNAVY90 @4JoshReed You might be right, probably are. But if the Bills are trying to hide it why advertise it? You are the sole person reporting this, it created a disadvantage

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@MattParrino @Coffeewhore2 Damn even the reporters beat him today

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

@BUFFNAVY90 @ThighDoctor @4JoshReed Fragile doc. He threw out a BS hot take, loved the engagement, hates the call out though

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

Can’t wait for my mania ticket email @TripleH @WWE ! What are we doing here?! Like having a major event like mania won’t be a target

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

🚨Alert; Saudi Arabia International Airport in Riyadh is hit by Yemeni Houthi forces ballistic missiles and drones! Attacks continue!!

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68.

Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

Ready for a special night at Highmark Stadium!

Who needs 2 great seats for our home opener on Thursday Night Football?! 🦬

[David Norton @David_MAFS]

Hey @danorlovsky7 how are y’all still considered experts?!