John D. Payne

Using technological wizardry to tattoo magical runes on the mangled corpses of trees, giving them the power of telepathic speech and mind control. #AmWriting

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

@jaredgarrett How long does it take to play?

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

Watching the World Cup in your thirties

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

@world_of_pies I thought the peace prize was like the Swedish king or something.

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

Okay, I'll bite. What's a fifa?

[Julia Macfarlane @juliamacfarlane]

If any Americans are confused about whether it’s called soccer or football and don’t accept that the country that invented it calls it football - ask them what the Fs in FIFA stand for ⚽️

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

@KG6783 Oh, yeah. Didn't they split off from Carlos the Jackal's crew?

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

@BabyLee337 Thought that was a fifi

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

@jaredgarrett Thought that was a fufu.

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

@DavidJohnButler #lifegoals

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

@DavidJohnButler Next time you have guests on, try to get Cyndi Lauper. She can probably speak to this conundrum.

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

@DavidJohnButler @ThoughtfulSaint I got a gun pulled on me. I feel like it's actually not that unusual for missionaries.

[Elai @elaifresh]

Lmao would anyone even notice this in SF?

I want to hear more about wireflow honestly…

[John D. Payne @jdp_writes]

A man can dream...

[blackstar @blackstarops]

abandoned soviet-era radar domes, used as listening post near sary-tash in kyrgyzstan, most likely constructed to monitor the chinese border during the cold war.

today, the base remains deserted at high altitude.

[Matthew Bockholt @MatthewBockholt]

Writer friends, it's ok to encourage literacy in your audience by using big words.

[Minnow @Phila_Mino]

Hahaha, brothers will always be brothers, even if one is the Pope of Rome.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Gary, Indiana ❤️

[LiorLefineder @lefineder]

Names of ships in the 4th century BC Athenian fleet:
"Freedom", "Democracy", "Victory"

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

AI data centres in Europe, 1437

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Parklife.