Jeff Porter

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@GilletteStadium Beginning with the New England Revolution game on July 14, we will become a fully smoke-free facility. BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

BOOO RT @darrenrovell: Patriots announce that @GilletteStadium is getting rid of designated smoking areas, will now be completely smoke free

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

Hey @m_brand if you don't follow @GIFhumor you should, I know you will love it

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@m_brand you should mow that lawn #lazybones

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@mikedripley Get your shit together man, my mental preparation would have been very different #theydontcallitadumpvanbecauseofpoop

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@ochocinco His horses name is Wednesday

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@WesWelker You should give yourself a $9.7m birthday present and sign your damn tender

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@RyanGrant25 Sooooo......are you going to play football this year. No biggie, just wondering #forfantasypurposes

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@mikedripley When is the Bach party?

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@Mfripley You're no better. Your fantasy hockey league included a championship screw job. #leaguewasoneanddone

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@Mfripley Forget wheat thins, they're doing amazing things with Triscuit's nowadays

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@ActuallyNPH 12

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

Shit, it's now going to be a lot harder to justify starting Gore and Jacobs, wait, that's a good thing #jacobsshouldneverstart #fatback

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@nssmitty @djjpeters I don't think I am, as much in favor of some type of practice squad I am, doesn't seem like the votes are there

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@djjpeters Had to look at the diploma to figure it out #oldmanproblems #toomuchdump

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@djjpeters 7 years ago today, Wagstaff shat on my floor

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@mikedripley So are the @Patriots happy with Edelman at cb? Why weren't they even mentioned during yesterday's run?

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

@Mfripley The weather the last couple of days has given me a 66'er of gin type of feeling

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

I think Peyton should sign with the Pats #ifpeytonwaslebron

[Jeff Porter @jdporter12]

Still no word on @djjpeters GOD30 tweets? Thanks for clearing up #dlws @m_brand