jules 𓅪

hello i'm a chicken, thank you tim for leaving me with my favourite food

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

Me reading my own tweets

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

@CitrusBreezeFL Must be hard for you to comprehend cheese that doesn’t come from an aerosol can

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

Absolutely nothing wrong with this btw 👍

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

Estadio Azteca, what a football ground that is by the way

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

A yank saying this hahahahaha

[🔮 @6Merican]

It’s the incuriousness of the average Brit that really puts me out. You’re not worth talking to if every conversation has to massage your ego and you can be earnest and genuine about nothing.

They’re a nation of perpetual 12 year olds

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

@alfie_t8 Joy Division and New Order probably come closest with the whole post punk thing and being one of the first to fuse indie guitar music with dance music but I’m not sure I would put either on par with being the first proper heavy metal band

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

Black Sabbath has had a bigger influence on music than all of those Manchester bands combined I’m sorry

[Jack Tye Wilson ☭ @bolsh3vik]

I sometimes ponder the materialist explanation for why Manchester has a much bigger cultural impact upon Britain, given that it is almost half the size of Birmingham in terms of population.

Just on the basis of music, Manchester has Joy Division, New Order, the Happy Mondays, the Stone Roses, Elbow, Oasis, The Fall, Buzzcocks, the Chemical Brothers, A Certain Ratio, The Verve, the list goes on.

What does Birmingham have? UB40 and Black Sabbath?

It's probably partly down to the fact that Manchester was a big student city in the post-war period, through to today.

And Manchester/the North West in general seems to have a stronger regional identity and civic pride than the Midlands, perhaps due to its relatively higher demographic concentration. I haven't come up with many other reasons beyond that.

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

I’m saying this as a massive Stone Roses/Oasis head btw

[Joel Blake @joelbb96]

A Villa fan has just asked me where Jewellery Quarter is !

[R @rjb_1998]

We can't be including European trophies won when you're playing 'Freiburg' in the final and 'Nottingham Forest' in the semis, almost as bad as ifpeople claimed the intertoto cup as a major trophy

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

Anyway, all SC Freiburg aren’t we

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

It’s been massively devalued since they stopped letting CL teams in it let’s be honest

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Europa League branded 'not a major trophy' and likened to Championship
https://t.co/561WB5G25S

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Europa League branded 'not a major trophy' and likened to Championship
https://t.co/561WB5G25S

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

Hahahahaha amazing

[Mike @KopFinest]

Meanwhile in England, if you dare mutter the name of your rivals you’re called obsessed for the rest of time. Proper footy. Proper reaction. Hate watching is fucking class.

[jules 𓅪 @jdr989]

@danwba_ The cup game in 2015 was 1000% worse imo

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

[nass 🇲🇦 @nasscrave]

uk: do you think women have penises? are migrants human?

china: *builds 500km of high speed rail*