Jake Simms

would it kill you every once in awhile to play a little foghat? wabi-sabi

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Circus font on KU football uniforms are sick and need to be a staple. Also ICE and Donald Trump are making the founding fathers turn in their graves.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

What no one is mentioning with these plans is not only are they insanely expensive, they’re also absolute shit coverage. Massive deductibles, shitty copays, crazy out of pocket max, 50% coinsurance, extremely small networks, etc. We need Medicare for all. It’s the only solution.

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

I’m going to have to make a calendar reminder and just go to farmers markets. They cost the same now.

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Grocery prices for fruits and veggies at Kroger stores are heinous. Jfc.

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Boooooooooo

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

Gen Z parents don't read to their kids anymore because "it's so boring."

Just 41% of parents now read to their kids, down from 64% in 2012.

Not only is this creating a future generation of illiterates, but will eventually collapse the market for books and bookstores.

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

50 days until the rivalry is revived…

#MIZ | #STP

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

And Costco

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

I believe in orange cat supremacy

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Shoutout to my Taco Bell drive through friend who gave me a proper handful of fire sauce instead of a packet or two. Real ones are still out there.

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

If he drops to the chiefs because of this I would be ecstatic.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Boise State RB Ashton Jeanty’s message to NFL teams, via @PlayersTribune:

🔥🔥🔥

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Except that he wasn’t here illegally. He was however, deported illegally, as ruled by SCOTUS. Miller wishes he was Goebbels.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Miller: Under due process that these Democrats so venerate for illegal invaders, it is legally impermissible for him to have one more minute in this country. So we honored the law and obeyed the law by getting him out of the country

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

This guy can 100 percent go f*ck himself with the trophy he broke. Do not let these assholes lie about the absolutely incompetent wanna be Gestapo actions they are taking.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The entire American media and left wing industrial complex has decided the most important issue today is that the Trump admin deported an MS-13 gang member (and illegal alien)

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Is the plot to trading places actually happening?

[Seb @sebn_law]

if you're so smart, why weren't you shorting orange juice futures

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

I feel like this should get the pirates “but they are a dynasty” treatment. And anyone who’s been watching the chiefs for decades will be just fine with that.

[Don Keedic @KeedicDon69]

Blowout losses on the championship stage

60's packers- 0
70's Steelers- 0
80's 49ers- 0
90's cowboys- 0
00's pats- 0
10's pats- 0
20's chiefs- 2

Chiefs are the weakest dynasty of all time

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Gonna need a nectar Dutch oven

[waka fawksa flame @dumbledonk]

babe wake up le creuset 2025 color guide just dropped

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

My January show binging plan was to get through adventure time, but at season 5 it goes from 20ish episodes to like 40 a season. So I gotta rethink that one.

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Whats your favorite local band? Wichita, KS here and I think The Cavves take it for me. https://t.co/C8VqzFW8L4

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Just found out this is where the meme came from

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Normally I sub to YouTube TV from September to March every year, but I think this cycle will be the last time I do it. 80+ bucks is too much for what is basically the option to record football and college basketball, which is all I really use it for.

[Jake Simms @jdsimms]

Devon Neal for Heisman