josh white

Twitter sucks!

[josh white @jdubwitty]

Not a crying man, but when you open the fridge and a beautiful honeycrisp apple falls hard on to the ground all bets are off.

[josh white @jdubwitty]

#nofilter #lightening #lighteningshow #phonecameraforthewin #thattriggerfinger tho #derpingwithlightening http://t.co/hS5NHaWwEj

[josh white @jdubwitty]

@SierraDale back it up like a tonka truck. Good material right there.

[J_Klinsmann @J_Klinsmann]

So proud of our team. So proud of our fans. So proud of our country !! Thanks to everyone for the amazing support !! #OneNationOneTeam

[josh white @jdubwitty]

@BennettBugbee not everyone can be as good as you without having to bite out the competition.

[josh white @jdubwitty]

When you are too tired to finish your yawn and you just sit there with your mouth hanging open like an idiot...

[josh white @jdubwitty]

5 of my players are unavailable due to being on the #USMNT and another 4 are injured. #MLS #fantasy fail

[josh white @jdubwitty]

Summer is calling. Unfortunately, it got my answering machine because I am still finishing projects... #soclose

[josh white @jdubwitty]

@JosueGR7 I always do. :)

[Josué García @JosueGR7]

@jdubwitty keep calm and eat bananas

[josh white @jdubwitty]

@JosueGR7 sexy and I know it!

[josh white @jdubwitty]

Any day you pass a car emission test is a good day. #cruising

[josh white @jdubwitty]

@codizzle425 this is my biggest bad habit. Telling people to have fun too when they clearly aren't partaking in the fun.

[Gus @ThatDamnGus]

Mom: "I'm so glad Jesus rose from the dead today so you kids can get high all day"

[brad evans @brad_evans3]

.@ChadMarshall14 just told me "I can't wait to be whisked away by my Prince Charming"

[josh white @jdubwitty]

@oliviahernon this sounds like a win win kind of situation.

[josh white @jdubwitty]

Everything is better with strawberries

[josh white @jdubwitty]

@MackyLS94 @yedlinny I'll take you on. Words with friends. Josh24white hit me up!

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Five goals in two games. Go on, @clint_dempsey. http://t.co/Hr9bU2nffA #DALvSEA