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Im awkward. Confident, but awkward.

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I really hate how my family handles shit

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Wanna know if you can be an actor? Be an undercover cop. If people question you like crazy, they know you're a cop. You can't act.

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I can't believe what happened in Nice.

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Pretty sure this girl is high at the shoe store.

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You know you're family when your 2nd dad is telling you something through the bathroom door while you're using the restroom.

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"Now I can peel in peace." @JohnTounger

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"He's a mean mean man, he took kitty" @JohnTounger

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Told my guy that I got a drink, and then he guessed what I ordered. Either I'm predictable or he just knows me

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And I'm awake right now bc I remembered that my coworker called me racist today, I laughed in her face because I'm the least prejudice.

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I feel like this car in front of me at Taco Bell just ordered 100 worth of food with how long this is taking.

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What's more embarrassing is that she rolled up next to me again and I did the same thing.

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Car pulls up next to me and I assume it's my friend, make a face and it turns out to be an old lady. Sorry mam, move along.

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I woke up in such a good mood.

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Jeeze semisonics, come on as I'm about to see a movie with my crush. Thanks.

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I might start a blog. I'm looking forward to 2 followers and guys stumbling upon it 572 days since last post and not dating me for it.

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My goal in life is to be happy.

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Oh my gosh. Tonight really happened. I lost a bet, but in reality, I pretty much won.

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I fake sick like ginger ale. My stomach turns and I exhale.

Except I'm not faking.
And breathing is a challenge in general.

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When you see Dane pullin to the parking lot and he's already late and then just stands outside.

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I just wanna go home