Jordyn DuVal

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

Totally nailed the rule of Y's at @carlyaquilino 's show tonight at #goodnightscomedyclub. Please come back! #heyyy #nothey #loudmouthwin

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

Took me 2 years but i found one ☺️😍 http://t.co/BRbD51VxC5

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

Tomorrow is the day I find out who my real friends are...that I only hear from once a year on that day #birthday #omglikepostonmywall #no

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

When stephen texts me saying how much he misses the cat...#imchoppedliver #catlover

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

wow i haven't been on twitter in forever.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Skinny bitch secret: coconut water tastes like an armpit.

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

@d_meola wahh i wish i could be there 😭😭😭

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

Why'd you have to be as good as you were bad

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I swear october lasted like 5 minutes

[QuoteHive @QuoteHive]

"There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something." -Henry Ford

[QuoteHive @QuoteHive]

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." -Francis Bacon

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

Havent felt like this about someone in so long...#ugh #feelings #whatisthis

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

@Katdaddyjo hahaha it wasnt about you strat #calmit

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

@lax11derrick #hooah cant waitttt

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

God may have a plan for you thats better than the plans you have for yourself #thinkaboutit

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

@Katdaddyjo we're still gettin paid ya nerd...read the newsss

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

Finally phased!! I can now wear civilian clothes off duty! Its actually sad how excited i am about this shit

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

Holy...can't...move...legs...#how #do #i #walk #sosore

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

You know you got some good pt in when your legs still burn 15 min later #pt #goodforyou #goodforme

[Jordyn DuVal @jduvs726]

Why'd you have to be as good as you were bad #aintthatthetrooftroof #janakramer #country