JD Witherspoon

Miserable west country landlord.

[JD Witherspoon @JDWitherspoons]

@LeaveHQ You've got to be kidding, you and your bunch of porkchuds caused this catastrophe...

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@LeaveEUOfficial @Nigel_Farage 🤢

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@CelestialSoph @murgia4 @KTHopkins May I suggest that you spew you regurgitated baby vomit somewhere else?

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@SpillerOfTea I dunno, works for us!

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@HenryMullen500 @LeaveEUOfficial Stacey Artist...

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@HenryMullen500 @LeaveEUOfficial We use a black marker to cover this up...

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After the champagne debacle, we've now decided to rename these drinks:
Jagermaister - Jaggermaster
Lager - very light ale
Wine - Alchograpejuice
Vodka - Clear whiskey
Creme de Menthe - Mouth wash
Cinzano - Dusty Bottle
Guinness - Black ale
Aperol Spritz (?) - Irn Splash

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@murgia4 @KTHopkins She lost, get over it.

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@KTHopkins Track Katie!

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@wil07516178 And our French fries are now *rectangular potato tubes*....

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Bugger. Adrian from purchasing was in France to buy Champagne. The vineyard learnt he was from JDW, so put the price up by 20%! Gonna now buy British, it's 20% more expensive and isn't called champagne! Result!

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@HenryMullen500 @LeaveEUOfficial Yes, but we've renamed them Pava and Crosecco...

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@grahamlithgow But it's true!

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@KTHopkins Back from your briefing in Russia? Got some hot tops from the guys in St. Petersburg? Yeah, thought so.

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We've replaced our famous burgers & curry dishes with 3 new gammon based dishes!

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We like to think that we care for our dedicated clientele...
https://t.co/3BLjn8m4CT

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I'm not one for forin holidays, but a friend pointed out this lovely looking place in Puglia, southern Italy.
https://t.co/8hk4ztfP24

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@stinkypete5656 The Crab & Brexit in Cleethorpes?

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Geoff has sourced some great crockery for the Blind Brexit in Brighton. Should make the locals happy.