James Darin

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Biohacking & Epigentics
Life Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness

[James Darin @jdx1972]

I wonder if changing all my social media screen names to DARK_MAGA_KING would raise trigger warnings? 🤷😱🤯😂😂😂

[James Darin @jdx1972]

You see how I got 0 kids and you have 3, don't text me 🤷😂😂

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Stop calling him Spiderman ! He is a kid dealing with puberty and web ejaculation

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Ladies, if he cuts off his ankle monitor for you, then he is a keeper 🤣🤷

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Mexico is becoming so dangerous even the Piñatas are fighting back.

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Christmas is over! If you're still sittin on a lap asking for stuff then you a Hoe 🤷

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Her: I got my lips done, watcha think?
Me: last time I saw a mouth like that...it had a hook in it 🎣

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Nobody declines a call quicker than my ex trying to filter her selfie.

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Alice Cooper looks like Keith Richard's twin sister

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Easy to buy a gun but hard to get an abortion ... using protection can save or take a life

[James Darin @jdx1972]

If you want an abortion in Florida now you may have to Roe Roe Roe your boat to Cuba for it #DarkHumor

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Top Gun was good 👍 and I showed extraordinary bladder control and didn't go to the rest room during the entire movie. Anything over 2 hours puts me in the "Danger Zone"

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Japan has such a punctual culture that if a train is delayed five minutes or longer, you are handed a delay certificate at the arriving station to verify for your teacher or boss why you were late

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Mean Tweets reactivated

[James Darin @jdx1972]

When they announce their "preferred" pronouns. Remember, it's just "preferred". There are a lot of things I prefer but it doesn't mean it's going to happen. 🤷

[James Darin @jdx1972]

@BrandonIron

[James Darin @jdx1972]

Reality show idea called: Surviving Epstein Island. Put all convicted pedophiles on the island and then let the parents of the victims hunt them down and kill them.