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funnier irl

[jess @je551ca02]

Met big man Jonson Clarke-Harris last night, what a guy 🫶 @theposh

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KieranCFC88]

reasonable reaction

[د @cuunhas]

the scariest part about these comments is partey did not even have a cult following like this until the allegations surfaced and he was charged with r@pe. like men are going out of their way to idolize and support him solely because he is a sex offender

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

Kylian Mbappe when he is asked absolutely anything:

[Grace @graceyldn]

The perfect UK summer temp is like 21 to 24 degrees with clear skies.

35/36 degrees is not UK weather and requires a pool and an all inclusive bar.

[jess @je551ca02]

@JakeRWeston @DowdAnnadowd67 @TheRestHistory What’s the book please?

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

they’ve diagnosed me with a bad case of rollies

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Fabrizio Laporta @FabrizioLaparto]

CONTRAGOLPE PARA PORTUGAL, AHÍ VA CRISTIANO RONALDO 🤯💣

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

“And Harry Kane, who did *not* miss his penalty…”

[Dan Clark @DanClarkPR]

POV: you’re a monk on Lindisfarne in the 9th Century

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Jack @jackdonegan13]

a real country has finally turned up to the tournament

[Jacob @Jsize18]

Few talksport pints and the ange mask comes out

[VamosDundee 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

Funny place to bring that flag. Just looks like they’re opposing the log flumes.

[♠️ @ayzorla]

drinking water at the same time as the hydration break

[Puds @havingalaugh]

please use the "he had so much more content to make" line when i die too

[elle @lnrclr]

reverse gender roles

[SanTy @_TY_97]

Just when you think he’s reached his magnum opus Bosh, he drops “Boshnia” and suddenly you realise the impossible is possible