Jess Clancy

I’m here for the free porn

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@NianticHelp So after 4 hours of waiting around with 40 other people and having constant glitches, you expect us to stay out for another 2 hours??? Get a grip

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

I've read 26 of 50 books for the Goodreads 2024 Reading Challenge! What should I read next? https://t.co/yEuKc9F6yB via @goodreads

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@TheoVon announcing an Australia tour made my whole year! #GangGang

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@joerogan – I enjoyed every one of the 9,348 minutes I spent with you in 2023. Thank you. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/V81DVopgcX

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@mattrife I wish your stand up was as good as your crowd work 😢

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@JeffreeStar @girthmasterr Surely he’s not…

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@Spotify @SpotifyCares PLEASE tell me how to stop certain podcasts auto playing, it's driving me insane. Matt and Shane's secret Podcast keeps randomly playing, I don't follow them, I don't like them and they are not in my queue. I have even reported it. WTF is going on???

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@SpotifyCares PLEASE tell me how to stop certain podcasts auto playing just because I clicked on them one time. I don’t follow them, I mark them as Not Interested in the recommendations but you still keep playing them. It’s so fkn annoying

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@WuWei113 @dillondanis first time opening X in awhile and this is the first post....

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

Emma's Law https://t.co/OCjqW0D9vu via @ChangeAUS

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@anna_paul__ Stop chewing your nails Glen

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@triplej @peachprc Boo

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

@KimKardashian This season was so boring. If you don’t wanna share your life with us then just cancel the reality TV show it makes no sense. Felt more like a money grab and an opportunity to jam your businesses down our throat. Surely you have enough money. There was no need to ruin a good show

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

Me: logging into work on a weekend ready to tech support...
Kids prank calling from payphones:
"hi, did you know you're gay?"
"want to buy my Lamborghini?"
"i took a bite out of my phone because it's an apple"
were we this lame when we were kids?

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

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I want a #tesla

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[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

Thank you @billieeilish for spending 793 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/V5g24KdxsC

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

The Backyard Series: Preregister to get early access & WIN a VIP Side Stage Experience!: https://t.co/vdIyyCeuXT

[Jess Clancy @je55_clancy]

Just finished watching @Jenna_Marbles video and I’m wondering how to quit humans for awhile.